Mr. Sandman, I Itch My Toe I Have A Rash On It And It Ain’t Fun Bro Please Get Me Your Vaseline Mr.

once again i am at deaths door (ao3 is down)

happy new year tumblr!

my resolution: be healthily selfish. yall should too. eat 12 grapes, drink some champagne (or grape juice), and kiss someone you love - a pet, a person, or a mirror cuz you should LOVE YOURSELF!! I’ll see yall in 2024!

I’m participating in NaNoWriMo because I hate myself. Wish me luck!!

AINT NO WAY IN HELL THIS BITCH SAID “SHARK SANJI X HORSE ZORO” 💀💀💀💀💀

I fucking love whoever said that-

Anyways I ❤️ lil Sanji’s middle finger like yass baby boy flip off your child bride.

Im sorry i need sleep but this is a genuinely beautiful idea and the art makes me giggly tysm for this.

NEW SHIPPING DYNAMIC HEHEH

(OG IDEA : @thedemises )

ALSO I drew this on Whiteboard Fox! It’s a rlly fun free web and you can even draw with other peeps!! PRETTY COOL!

What I said please please let my white man thrive

White Boy of the Year - Round 3 Voting: Second Poll

Barbenheimer returns in our second semifinals poll!!

Voting for all round 3 brackets lasts one week, and as always, read our pinned post if you want us (yes, your favorite wboty mods) to spread propaganda on your behalf.

my Spotify wrapped just came in!! :D

time to find out how fucked up in the head I am

Hehehehehehe

soooo I made another song fic bc apparently that’s my thing now.

so basically luffy and the gang get locked in prison. sanjis the only one not there, but when they try to get ahold of her she’s not answering.

….neither is Ace. Weird.

(it’s bc they’re trying to fuck also everyone’s genderbent cuz i ❤️ lesbians and they are my most favorite women. also zoro’s boobs save the day. plz read it)

Hehehehehehehehehehh

Okay!!! so, I participated in @spinthetags’s holiday themed secret Santa and I had the pleasure to write for the lovely @tulip-tune! I loved all of your prompts, but Kyle being an oblivious little bugger has a special place in my heart and I just love writing children with child crushes being kids! So, I hope you enjoy, and have a wonderful holiday season!