Me Checking Google Maps For Directions For The Hill I Have To Run Up To Make A Deal With God And Get

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

goodnight giant unwashed water bottle. goodnight loose hairs. goodnight crumbs. goodnight dead vape. goodnight sock. good night yellow pillows. good night stained sheets. goodnight, goodnight, goodnight!

crazy that only virgins can drink olive oil. or whatever

She’s a bi ally haha 😂

(I drew this, No reposting! Reblogging is always appreciated though!)

ok but rich gay husbands play silly games against each other in their million dollar house is like the most amazing vibe i can even imagine they hit the nail on the head with this one and i didn’t even know the nail existed

My friend has been showing me incorrect twst quotes from Twitter and I had to draw this one

We love an icon

i’m just over here like love isn’t a pyramid where romance is at the top and friendship is at the bottom…. it’s a soup…. different ingredients but all delicious and necessary for a truly fulfilling meal…