Tim: Pop quiz, what movie or book franchise would you join and why?
Kon: Game of thrones. I think you know why. *wink*
Bart: Harry Potter. I want to talk to snakes and ask for their opinion on the Ministry communism and supremacy of purebloods.
Tim and Kon: …
Bart: Additionally, I wanna know what they’re thinking in general, cause it doesn’t look like anything’s going on behind those eyes. I’m totally a closet Slytherin.
Jason Todd 100% listens to "Look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift
When it says "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead." He always replaces it with his name.
He sings it jumping from roof to roof while everyone's radio silent and his code name is Taylor.
If anyone asks him why, he says "Cause it's a mood"
Adding onto that!
BOTH OF THEM ARE SMART AS HELL
“I know I’m not listening” and “I’m dozing off under this mask” are like- the same
I will now try an convince you all of how well Bart and Jason would be as a power duo in only images
For one: the whole Pwned thing
Sarcasm in the face of danger
Tell me this doesn’t have Jason Todd vibes
Both died- 😭😭
Remember Bart vs Joker? I do
Both: have a love/hate relationship with their semi-mentors
Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*
Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...
Dean: What? Why?!
Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*
Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!
(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)
Ahh yes. The mortals ‘got ya bitch’ to gods ‘bitch you thought’ and then came the ‘begone thot’ war.
did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
He looks like he’s about to challenge me to a duel and pull all 5 Exodia cards on my ass
Heart of the cards!!
Bart Allen is F E R A L. He's the kinda 'Grey Morals' that is unkempt and unpredictable, and otherwise dangerous.
He's the kind of person that can Lie to Batman's face. And he has. Multiple times. And got away with most of it. Bart will litterally throw hands and that is fact. He has made death threats on a lotta people. That image circulated widely in the meme community of a plush duckling carrying a knife? That's Bart energy. Cute, will be nice, unless you give him reason not to and then his entire persona is just poof, replaced with a wolf. His entire families morals are "We can solve all our problems with friendship" and Bart's morals are "I can spit in the face of death and you can quote me on that". He's better suited for the Batfam than the Flashfam (cept when he's with Max: Max Mercury Supremacy). Hell, he's better suited for the rogues than with Flashfam. He's unafraid to die, will protect what he loves at any cost, and most likely will become unhinged. His friends can only keep a collar on him for so long before he becomes wild and I love that. I love his character cause it's deep, deeper than the developers intended to make him, and he's filled with so much baggage and emotions that he carries like a pro. Sure, Wally's the fastest, Barry's the beloved son of central, but Bart? Bart is one of the strongest heroes, not just for his unwavering will and strength, but his urgency to do the right thing, even if it's the world against him. He loves to laugh, so he does. He doesn't like reflecting on his trauma, so he doesn't. And he comes out okay because he knows time is always moving forewards and things are only in the present. He's a time anomaly, and yet he doesn't mind at all. He doesn't need to belong to a timeline, he belongs with his friends. He knows what needs to be done and he does it.
Bart Allen is the strongest hero and I will protect him.
Hgggnnn
smonch
Teen Titans v3 #15
Bart Allen, seeking approval from a super villain, part: this happens so often
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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