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WAR AGAINST ANTI-VAX MOMS

Ok, Karen, listen up. I’ve fucking devised a plan and you can’t stop me. Okay, so, tiny robot mosquitoes, right? But instead of sucking blood, they inject vaccines. They have specific targets each and will return to HQ to be cleaned as to not spread any blood spread viruses. There should be a hotline for people to call to say no one will vaccinate them and it should be called the MDA. Mosquito Delivery Agency in long terms. This is a legit theory I made in the sum of two minutes after no sleep in two days.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #11

Tim: If I ever meet the first person who said "I'll sleep when I'm dead" I'm going to kill them.

Dick: Relax, Tim. Just drink your coffee.

Tim: This isn't even coffee. It's a 12 pack of Five hour energy mixed with cocoa powder...

Jason: An entire pack of 12 hour energy?

Tim: Does anyone else see the talking squirril?

Dick: uhhh, Tim? Squirrils don't talk.

Tim: Cool, just checking my sanity.

Barry: I told you no!

Bart: But every molecule of me was screaming 'yes'.

Only intellectuals will understand

inaccurate Batfam quotes #18

Do you think since Dick was so young when he started out as Robin that he had, like... snacks in his utility belt. He’s on a mission with Bats one day and he’s eating gummy bears he pulled from his pouch. Cause I do.

Jason: I was wondering if you'd go with me to Bruce's wedding next week.

Bart: Are you asking me on a date next to a dead person.

Jason: You know I'm at my calmest while on the job. Is that a yes or a no?

Me emerging from my room, complaining, and going back.

Just thinking about how Bart’s Generation is (Probably) Gen Delta. (It’s not even named yet).

inaccurate Batfam quotes #26

Jason Todd 100% listens to "Look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift

When it says "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead." He always replaces it with his name.

He sings it jumping from roof to roof while everyone's radio silent and his code name is Taylor.

If anyone asks him why, he says "Cause it's a mood"

T H I S

PLZ IM IN LOVE WITH UR ART STYLE

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa another Bart love him smsmsm @crashcitycentral I adore you please 😭😭😭💕💕💕