LOOK! HEβS A DICK! HEβS RUDE! BUT ALSO!
heβs the funniest mother fucker in this manga
goddamn it.
IM SO SORRY TODAY SUCKED AT WORK IβLL DO THEM TOMORROW AFTER PT!!!
I will do more match-ups today! I had so many things happen yesterday I didnβt have time to do more! >.<
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The soft sound of crunching show beneath your boots was the only sound that filled the quiet, calm afternoon air. You finished up the final of the few chores you had, your crops didnβt need as much tending to now that winter had settled over the valley, and your animals tended to want to stay in their barns, warm and cozy. The shorter days had everyone, even yourself, feeling more lethargic, more calm. The trees were rather bare in your orchard, and before the snowfall you had felt saddened by the sight, but the farm now looked almost like a winter wonderland; some type of painting you got to live in. Surveying the area, you let out a sigh to yourself, ready to turn in for the rest of the day. Maybe youβd make some hot chocolate, or eggnog, read a few of the books Leah loaned you. As you made your way up your porch you heard a call of your name.
βHi!β You turned, seeing Jas running across your farm, wrapped in a thick, knitted scarf, her mittens danging from the sleeves of her jacket, chubby cheeks red from the cold. She was grinning, eyes sparkling as she crew closer to you.
βJas?β You smiled at her, waiting for her to grow closer, her little arms wrapping around your waist, βWhat are you doing over here?β
She squeezed you, grinning up against you, βDo you wanna go on a sleigh ride with me and Shane?β
The question almost caught you off guard. A sleigh ride? You glanced around at the snow, it was thick enough to move a sleigh around you suppose. It also sounded rather fun. You and Shane had been dancing around each other for the first year you had moved here, after you began breaking through his rough exterior, but even with all your flirting and teasing, you hadnβt pegged him the type of guy to indulge in winter festivities. You raised an eyebrow down at her.Β
βA sleigh ride huh?β
She nodded enthusiastically, βYeah! He promised me heβd take me for a sleigh ride today, and he said you could come!β She paused, as if rethinking your words, βWell I asked if you could come, but then his face got all red and then milk came out of his nose! Aunt Marnie told him to calm down and sent me to come get you.βΒ
You tried to stifle the laugh at the image of Shane choking on a cup of milk, coughing so hard it came out of his nose. Looking down at Jas, arms still wrapped around you, her enthusiasm was palpable. Her little face was hard to resist, once you had become her friend she had grown pretty attached to you. Your blossoming⦠whatever it was with Shane seemed to help that too.
"Alright," you agreed, chuckling softly, brushing off some stray snowflakes from her eyelashes, "Iβll come. But only because you asked so nicely."Β
"Yay!" Jas beamed, bouncing on her toes, pulling back from where she had been holding you, "Iβll go tell Shane youβre coming!"Β
With that she ran off, waving as she went. You smiled, feeling more excited and awake than you had before. You and Shane had hung out before, you and Jas had hung out, hell, you and Marnie had hung out, but youβd never gone out with Shane and Jas together. For some reason that idea made you nervous. Through everything Shane had gone through, you knew how much he loved Jas, how much he wanted only good things for her, even if he wasnβt sure how to do it. Months ago, before Shane had been working on getting sober, you two had been drinking at the beach, trying to keep quiet as to not annoy Elliot. He had confessed that, if you two started dating officially, youβd be the first real relationship heβd had in years.
βI didnβt trust my judgement for the longest time,β He took a swig from his beer, staring out at the calm waters, βI didnβt wanna date some asshole and have them be awful to Jas. Sheβs been through enough.β
He turned to you, and without his constant nagging anxiety, he smiled at you, soft and sirene, βBut she adores you. I do too, if youβre willing to wait.β
That night sold the deal for you, and though he may only remember bits and pieces of your conversation, he knew that whatever happened changed the tides of your relationship. After changing into less work oriented winter clothes, you made your way to meet the duo. The family of raccoons that had made a home between your farms was no where to be seen, more than likely curled up and warm.Β
Shane was already outside, petting and brushing the horse he seemed to have chosen for the night. Rocky, you were reminded, one of the horses Shane had helped care for since he was a little fawn. Shane was clad in his winter gear, though he seemed to be more put together than he had been last winter. It was a good look on him. Hearing the crunching of your boots, he turned, the relaxed look on his face lifting, corners of his mouth twitching upwards, his eyes crinckling.
βI didnβt think youβd be coming,β He called out in way of greeting, amusement clear in his voice, though he seemed relieved as well.
You grinned, getting close enough to let Rocky sniff at you curiously, βWell, Jas made a rather compelling case. Something about milk?β
Though his cheeks were already red from the cold, you could tell they deepened in shade at your words. Flustered, his gaze turned back to Rocky, βOh shut it.β
You grinned, more teasing words on the tip of your tongue, but you were stopped as Jas leaned out from the sleigh, a slight pout on her face, βCome on you two! Aunt Marnie says sheβll make hot chocolate when we get back!βΒ
Shane rolled his eyes playfully as you chuckled, both moving to climb in the sleigh. Shane grabbed a blanket before you could hop in, draping it over your shoulders, βTo stay warm,β He said, trying to shrug it off as he helped you climb in.Β
Jas scooted over, excitement in her movements as she made room for the two of you. Her mittens were on, scarf wrapped tighter around her, and you assume Marnie had adjusted her outfit for her. Shane followed in after, the reins in his hands. As he climbed in, he sat close to you, your sides pressed against each other, and the feeling had warmth spreading through your body.
βYou two ready?β He asked quietly, the look on his face soft as you glanced over.
βYes!β Jas cried out, clearly impatient that you all had yet to move.
He chuckled, turning his eyes forward as he got Rocky to start moving. It was quiet as you three moved about slowly, the lake frozen over, the trees still, animals asleep and quiet. The valley looked magical with all the snow, and you almost wanted to hold you breath, afraid any noise was be too much. Jas, however, let out a happy laugh, trying to goad Shane into making Rocky move a bit faster. He complied without complaint, and she cried out in victory, face glowing.Β
βThis is so much fun!β You were moving for a few more minutes before she called out for you all to stop, scrambling to climb out of the sleigh.
βStay close!β Shane calle, helping her onto her feet, the two of you following, leaning against the cart as she ran around, throwing handfuls of snow into the air.
βI donβt think Iβve been on a sleigh ride since I was a kid,β You pulled the blanket around you tighter, smiling as Jas fell back to start making snow angels.
βThis is the first time Iβve taken her on a sleigh ride,β Shane admitted, adjusting his beanie, βHer parents and Iβ¦ we used to do this when we were younger. Add in some fire ball hot chocolate and bad horror stories, and it was a regular Saturday night for us.β
He so rarely brought up the topic of her parents, and you stayed quiet, not wanting to interrupt whatever he was thinking of as he watched Jas continue to play, throwing half-made snowballs at the bushes.
βI was too much of a mess every winter after she started living with me to bring her here,β He leaned against you, moving so his head was against your shoulder, and you let him, leaning your head ontop of his, βIβm really happy I can do this for her now. And Iβm really happy you came with us.β
You felt warm at his words, so many emotions flowing through you. It was taking a lot of strength not to just kiss him, the two of you refraining from PDA in front of Jas until you not only made things official, but talked to her about your relationship as well.
Though you suspected she had some idea, kids were smarter than they were given credit for.
βIβm glad I could come as well,β You spoke softly, and Shane hummed, βEven if it made you choke on your milk.β
βOkay,β He pulled back, standing up straight, but there was laughter in his voice, βYou can pretend she never told you that.β
βHmm, I donβt know, seemed pretty important to me,β Before you could continue teasing him, a snowball came flying your way, soft and small, but pelting you in the shoulder.
βWha-β You ducked, another snowball sailing and hitting the sleigh, laughter bubbling from you, βJas!βΒ
She giggled uncontrollably from the snow, and Shane snorted.Β
βItβs a full on snowball war with her,β He said, a sly grin growing on his face, his tone still light, βShe pelts poor Vincent every winter. Youβll have to try hard if you wanna win.βΒ
You turned to him, meeting his gaze for a split secent, before turning back to where Jas was peeking from around a bush, smile still on her face, a snowball in her hand. You reached down to the snow, forming a loose ball in your hand.
βAlright,β You stood up, aiming for the bush in front of Jas, but before you could throw it, another snowball hit you from the back, straight from Shane.
Mouth parted, you turned to him with faux shock, βReally, Shane? You too?β
Shane was grinning now, a full smile, teeth on display as he laughed, βTold you, if you wanna win you gotta try harder.β
Turns out he was true when calling it a snowball war, the three of you pelting each other with snowballs. The quietness was replaced with laughter, the three of you shrieking in delight whenever youβd get hit. At one point Shane picked Jas up, flipping her upside down and holding her in the air, her laughter dissolving into breathless cackles as you started throwing snowballs at Shane, declaring youβd save her. Eventually, the energy died down as you all began to feel and realize how cold youβd gotten, Jasβ teeth chattering as she denied being cold.Β
You piled her back into the sleigh, wrapping the blanket around her and holding her close. You and Shane were stilled pressed against each other, him steering Rocky back to Marnieβs place, a slow and steady pace. Jas, though she tried to fight it, ended up falling asleep in your lap, the excitement and long day catching up to her.
βThat wasβ¦ fun,β Shane spoke, so quiet you almost didnβt hear him.
You smiled, sighing with content, βYeah. It was.β
βI am glad you came with us.β
βMe too,β You two were keeping your voices quiet, βI know I canβt replace your memories with her parents, and I would never want to, but maybe we can start some new winter traditions with Jas, if youβd want.β
He snorted, βMaybe without being pelted by snowballs every year,β He was smiling as he spoke, his eyes so soft you could feel your heartbeat quicken, warmth spreading from your chest, βBut Iβd like that.β
A/N: concernedape PLEASE let Jas move in with you when you marry Shane, she's his goddaughter!!!
Do you ever think about how a single misguided study on wolves in captivity has resulted in both the most widespread toxic pseudoscientific theory in the manosphere and what is arguably the weirdest genre of graphic kinky gay fanfiction and depending on who you are and what you've seen you'll hear the word Alpha and either think of the platonic ideal of a cis het man or one feral mediocre middle aged actor's dick knot impregnating another's slick-drenched hole. Isn't the internet a wondrous place.
Kotoha:
Tsubakino:
Sakura:
Kaji:
Also Kaji:
Tsugeura:
Nirei:
Kiryuu:
Umemiya:
Hiragi:
You Won't Be Alone; Nekoma x manager!reader
Seeing the Nekoma boys for the first time before becoming their team manager.
Nekoma x manager!reader Headcanons
Nekoma x manager!reader Blurb: Are you nervous?
Snow Fall; Kuroo x Reader
So why are you looking at Nanami like that? π€¨
I cannot promise they will be as good as some of my moots, but my brain is fried and I wanna write!
So send me an ask, anon or not!
General info regardingβ
You! Personality and such!
Hobbies and special interests
Any pets you have!
Your aesthetic and/or style
Your fav shows, books, movies (other than WBK >.<)
Any more general info you think is important!
This all just seems so fun!
anything for you.
note: my beautiful princess tsubaki <3 had this idea on my mind for a bit, so i hope you enjoy!
pairing: tsubakino tasuku x gender neutral reader
word count: 1.8k
tags: gender neutral reader, he/him pronouns used for tsubaki, vague descriptions of violence, established relationship, fluff, pet names, reader is an acts of service kind of person
itβs in the heat of a fight when it happens.
tsubakino and the jikoku unit are on patrol when one of the townspeople informs them that some punks are causing trouble on the outskirts of makochi. they are quick to intervene, and the fight they find themselves involved in isnβt difficult by any means, each member of the jikoku unit able to take on their opponent with ease.
the guy that tsubakinoβs facing is rather unimpressive, but heβs able to get a lucky hit on tsubakino. the punch doesnβt hurt in the slightest, but tsubakino notices something right after he gets hit.
the shift in tsubakinoβs energy is nearly palpable, causing some people involved in the brawl to freeze. the twins pause from fighting for a moment, meeting each otherβs gaze and sharing a look before turning towards tsubakino. thereβs only one thing that would set their captain off like that.
tsubakino has chipped a nail.
tsubakinoβs opponent appears to notice him inspecting his nails and scoffs. βaw, is the princess upset because she ruined a nail?β he taunts. a foolish move considering it only serves to anger tsubakino more.
βmy partner just did my nails,β tsubakino smooths his skirt out before turning his attention to the punk responsible. βand you just had to go and mess it up.β
the man must have come to his senses because his hands shake as he holds them out in front of him in fists. he tries to step back, to put some distance between himself and tsubakino, but itβs futile. in one smooth kick, tsubakino knocks him out.
tsubakino turns towards the rest of the jikoku unit with a tight smile on his face. βletβs make this quick boys!β
members of the jikoku unit follow the command from their captain, no longer taking the time to leisurely play around with their opponents. they knock out the men with ease, pushing them out of town with their tails tucked between their legs.
βgreat work guys!β tsubakinoβs smile is no longer as tight as before as he praises his unit for a job well done. βthatβs the end of our patrol, so you guys are free for the rest of today!β he says, clapping his hands together.
with tsubakino's dismissal, most of the jikoku unit disperses, saying their goodbyes as they pass by their captain. the only people who stick around are his vice-captains: the sakaki twins.
"that includes you two," tsubakino says, wagging a finger at his second-in-commands, "you're free to go."
"we'll see you tomorrow," uryu says, dipping his head slightly. uryu and seiryu begin to walk off, but seiryu makes sure to sneak in a cheeky comment before they can get too far.
"enjoy your time with your partner, tsubaki!" there's a knowing look on seiryu's face as he waves goodbye over his shoulder.
"i will," tsubakino replies, smiling.
once his team is out of view, tsubakino takes his phone out and pulls up your contact. clicking the call button, tsubakino raises the mobile device to his ear. it only rings once before you answer.
"hello beautiful," you say in a sing-songy way, making tsubakino's smile widen.
"hi baby," tsubakino coos. he draws the phone closer to his ear as if it will bring you even nearer to him. "what are you doing?"
"nothing much," you sigh, "just getting some work done at home. what about you? you should be done with patrol by now, right?"
"yeah, i just finished! had to sort some guys out who were causing trouble on the edge of town, and one of them messed up my nails," tsubakino pouts as he inspects his nails again. the damage isn't devastating, but his one chipped nail already bothers him.
"are you alright? no injuries?" you ask, concern seeping into your voice.
"no injuries," tsubakino promises, sweet and reassuring. although tsubakino can take care of himself, which you're more than well aware of, he knows that you can't help but worry about him.
"good. good," you say, sounding relieved. "if you're free right now, do you want to come over to mine? i can fix your nail since i know it's going to bother you if it doesn't get fixed soon," you lightly tease.
"that sounds great,β tsubakino beams. βi'll pick up some snacks and drinks for us on my way over, so i'll be at yours in half an hour or so?"
βsounds perfect, my love. iβll see you soon.β
tsubakino and you exchange goodbyes and i love yous before ending the call. he then begins walking back towards the center of town, thinking of what he wants to pick up for you two to share.
although the decision is really made for tsubakino since many of the townspeople offer him food and drinks as he passes by their establishments. he tries to turn some of them down, but they insist, placing to-go bags directly into tsubakino's hands for him to take. once tsubakino's hands are completely full, he opts to take side streets to your place instead of the main road. it's thankfully quieter on this route, and no good-natured shop keepers offer tsubakino any of their goods.
tsubakino arrives at your front door, a little less than half an hour after the call ended with you. he lightly knocks on your door, unable to do much more with his hands full. he can hear the pitter patter of footsteps before the door swings open, revealing your beautiful face.
"hello gorgeous," you greet before quickly ushering tsubakino inside. "let me take these from you. thank you so much for grabbing something on your way, you didn't have to."
"thank you honey." tsubakino gives you a kiss on the cheek, leaving behind a light imprint of his lipstick. "and i was planning on buying us some snacks and drinks, but the townspeople essentially shoved these into my arms as i was passing through the center."
"ah, as they usually do?"
tsubakino hums in response, wrapping himself around you as you unload the food and drinks tsubakino was provided with onto your kitchen table. you lean back into tsubakino's hold, pressing a kiss into the column of his neck.
"do you want to eat right now or do you want me to fix your nail first?"
"are you hungry?" tsubakino asks in return. "or thirsty?"
you make a contemplative sound. "not really. i can fix your nail first and then we can eat afterwards?" you suggest.
tsubakino drops his chin onto your shoulder, squeezing you a little tighter. "sounds good, baby."
"how about you go take a seat at my work station, and i'll join you after i quickly clean up here?"
tsubakino releases his hold on you and follows your suggestion. he makes his way through your apartment, pushing the door to venture into your bedroom. your work station is in the far corner of your room, and tsubakino takes a seat in the chair that's unofficially designated as his.
youβre not far behind him, entering your room only a few minutes after tsubakino takes a seat. you take the seat opposite of him, flipping on your desk lamp and making yourself comfortable.
βokay, let me see the damage.β
tsubakino places his left hand in your open palm, allowing you to inspect his nails and see how your work has held up from his fight.
"at least it's only one," you murmur, rubbing the pad of your thumb over the nail of his index finger. the red polish that you previously used to paint tsubakino's nails has chipped off in some places, exposing his nail bed.
you let go of tsubakino's hand, so you can pull open your desk drawers. "you can play some music in the background if you want, love," you say as you dig through your drawers to locate the supplies necessary to repair the chipped polish.
tsubakino pulls outs his phone from his pocket, opening up the music player app and putting the playlist you made together on shuffle. music suddenly fills the room, playing at a low volume from his speaker. the corner of your lips quirk up into a smile as you continue placing everything you need onto your desk.
you gently take tsubakinoβs hand, beginning the process of carefully taking off the polish on his left index finger. tsubakino props his elbow onto your desk, resting his chin into his open palm, content to watch as you work away.
you're mostly relaxed, singing along quietly to the song playing in the background but from time to time, your face will scrunch up slightly in concentration, careful to not mess up tsubakino's other nails or smear any of the ruby red polish onto his cuticles. youβre too cute. tsubakino's so lucky to have a partner like you.
you're so supportive of him and his interests. you've always been like that. you often send him links to fashion articles or posts you think he would be interested in and enjoy surprising him from time to time with new hair, skincare, or makeup products you think he would like trying out. he appreciates how you've also tried to familiarize yourself with his interests, whether its through your own research or by asking tsubakino questions when he's talking about the latest fashion trends.
however, tsubakino was most touched when you offered to do his nails for the first time, shyly informing him that you've been trying to teach yourself how to do nails, so he wouldn't have to pay and go to a salon to get it done. you profusely apologized when they turned out a little wonky the first time you did them for him, but that's still tsubakino's favorite set he's ever gotten done because you did them for him.
you've definitely improved over time and grown far more confident in your skills. tsubakino thinks you could make some real money doing people's nails, but you brush him off whenever he brings it up, saying that you're content with having one client.
it doesn't take you long to finish fixing up tsubakino's nail. you carefully look it over for any imperfections, turning tsubakino's hand slightly from side to side before you appear to be satisfied.
"all done!"
"amazing work as always!" tsubakino praises, holding his hand up to admire the job you've done. you really are so talented.
"you flatter me, love," you say, laughing lightly as you put your equipment away in your desk drawers. once everything is in its place, you dust your hands off and offer a hand to tsubakino. he places his hand in yours, smiling when you kiss the back of it.
"shall we go eat now that's taken care of?"
"we shall."
tsubakino allows you to lead him out of your bedroom and into your kitchen, smiling the whole way through. he really is so lucky to experience a love like yours.
|22 yrs| be self indulgent, live to make yourself and your life happy
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