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homophobes are not allowed to use computers because the inventor of the computer was gay

After two long nights, it’s finally finished

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

Heads up for people who need to feed themselves and their families: Tuesday, July 16, 2019, from 7am-7pm, participating IHOP restaurants will be offering 58¢ pancakes. The offer is 1) only valid at participating locations 2) limited to 1 short stack per guest. As far as I know there is not currently a list of the locations participating.

The fine print in the image reads "Dine-in only. Not valid with any other discounts or coupons. Limit 1 short stack per guest. Valid at participating restaurants only." This advertisement is via the official IHOP Facebook page

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To set something down:

Lay    (present tense)

Laid    (past tense)

Laying    (present participle/e.g am, is, are.) 

Laid    (past participle/e.g has, have, had.)

To rest or recline:  

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Lying    (present participle/e.g am, is, are.) 

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@keithharingmural I'm sorry did you just call McDonald's sprite™ vinegar??

Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.

I was going to do a Camp Camp one, but then I remembered the Merc Trilogy and I-

Those were 2.20 minutes well spent!