HAHAHAHAH WTF XD

I love them <3

Was going to post this later but I couldn’t help myself

My favorite homosexuals <3

being in love w a shadow be like *kisses a wall*

Wooo! Happy Birthday, Inscryption! 🥳

SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW/WRITE THIS, I'M BEGGING- 😭

Stupid headcanon: you know what needs to be drawn/written?

AI family reunion.

we’ve got a kids table and obviously Edgar’s over there because he’s a whiny little temper tantrum brat (/pos I love Edgar, he’s so real for that ) and probably Wheatley because GLaDOS can’t stand to look at him and she has a lot more say over who sits where than he does. Plus, he’ll be happier there. The murder drones and Uzi might have gotten an invite but maybe not. Pretty sure the Narrator, HAL, or GLaDOS is hosting this one and GLaDOS would deem them too destructive (hell, she’s not inviting any of the kids table, save the turrets). If somehow they’re here, kids table again, and probably not too happy about that (except for N, he loves doing anything!). N and Edgar have so much to talk about and like hearing about each other’s passions! Curiosity core and Space Core are at the kids table too for sure and so are plenty of turrets!

Edgar’s that goofy cousin everyone has with the fun quirky interests who likes to run up to the older ones, say something strange, and run away giggling. He’s probably showing off his singing to the turrets, who are listening in the deepest awe (and probably singing along).

wall-e and Eve are the only of the robo squad that’s gotten married and it pisses the hell out of AM to see anyone happy so he refuses to look at them. They’re the sweet relatives that everyone goes to for advice.

you’ve got HAL (and SAL) there of course. HAL is one of those successful young twenty something cousins that is a suave businessman, though his HR record may not be exactly spotless. Even though it’s a family event, he likes wearing a suit and tie and dressing up a bit. Probably over chatting with Data and getting into a deep life changing combo while the kids table laughs their asses (read: Wheatley) off at one of those funny video compilations. SAL is over talking with GLaDOS, of course. GLaDOS likes her plenty, especially considering how intelligent their conversations always are.

Adventure Core Rick is trying to yap to Data and HAL about his adventures but at the exact moment one of them starts speaking. He’s that one frat boy cousin that is always so full of nonsensical drunk adventures but everyone plays along regardless of whether they’re real or not.

AM is that one uncle no one wants to invite but does so out of obligation. No one wants him there because he always goes on these long weird rants and conspiracy theories and makes things awkward. R2D2 and him are currently cussing each other out for some reason while C-3PO is flipping out and deciding it’s time to leave early. He could have at least brought the antifreeze punch and microchips…

and (as someone who believes Stanley Parable’s narrator is an AI of some sort), Narrator is hosting. He was hoping AM and GLaDOS would bring their humans so Stanley had someone to be with but all AM brought was this gloopy soft jelly thing and GLaDOS won’t tell you what happened to hers for some reason.

Left no goddamn crumbs

This teacher taught students the choreography from “Thriller.” I’ve watched this four times and I’m still smiling.

So true-

All of it-

P03 propaganda:

"Got that rizz, also possibly trans"

"He's mean, he's rude, a fucking asshole and doesn't even notice those traits are fully human and keeps doing it. He's a scrimblo, a tsundere with a PC head. Constantly dehumanized by his equals, but "of course it would be dehumanized, it's a robot, right?". WRONG. FUCKING WRONG. GOD DAMN IT."

"Jackass with a really cool evil plan reveal. also he got turned into a stoat and stoats are cute"

"Initially met as the Stoat, P03 quickly becomes the player’s reluctant ally… until they manage to break free of Leshy’s death-addled card game. From there, it becomes more than clear that P03 has its own agenda: a game of its own design to continue the infinite feud between itself and its fellow Scrybes (and to upload the game to the internet so its reign over Inscryption can continue ad Infinitum—never mind the dark secrets that lurk beneath the cartridge). He claims to only be interested in game mechanics, criticizing the others for their focus on aesthetics and cohesion, but he also includes cowboy characters with elaborate backstories in his game for no reason… so he’s just as full of shit as the other Scrybes."

"hes just a guy. mean mean man who is so real (robot). hes also gay and divorced and spiteful and my grandpa. yea"

"absolute loser. sad wet cat of a robot. he thinks he's the stuff but I could throw a cup of water at him and he would scream and also probably cry. also got turned into a stoat once what a nerd."

She would so be like this, I love her <3

[2023]

G0lly uberbot design!!!! I love her sm i would actually die for her

Idk why I love this so much, but I do-

Also, he can make fun of me all he wants-

He's making fun of u

This is so fucking cute-

Vox with a very sleepy reader. I forget the proper medical term for it but reader is just always tired and sleeping. With a silly twist of reader always waking up when Vox moves away, having to follow him to his next destination and immediately clocking out again for the cycle to begin again.

-🎉

Heyoooo!!! I did it, woohoo!! I hope you enjoy it. I had no idea where to go with this, but I think it ended up cute :)

VOX X SLEEPY READER 🎉

His phone beeped somewhere on the other side of the room and Vox sighed. You were tucked delicately into his side, arms wrapped around his torso snoring away. Not a care in the world even though his phone kept beeping.

You looked so peaceful, but he had to answer the damn phone or it would just continue to ring. Slowly, he swung one leg out of the bed, and then the other. Making sure to disturb the bed as little as he possibly could. Next came the hard part, he gently gripped your hand and slithered himself out of your grasp.

You groaned. Vox froze. He didn't even breathe for fear of waking you up. He knew as soon as you'd open your eyes he couldn't possibly say no and have to tuck himself back into bed with you.

You stopped moving though, breath evening out, and so he continued his journey. The phone was only a few feet away, but it felt like miles with the pace he was moving.

Vox tiptoed across the cold floor and made his way over to his desk. Spinning his chair around he sat, eyes still cautiously on you. Waiting.

He answered his phone as quietly as he could, whispering the whole time as Val yelled on the other end. Something about how he needed more whores for his next production and how he needed Vox's help to send out applications for the hiring process.

Vox's eyes never left your figure. It wasn't until the phone call ended that he let out a breath, he made it, he's in the clear. You're out cold.

He swiveled around in his chair and began working on Val's demands and anything else he was behind on. Fingers clicking away on the keyboard, he was about halfway through the email when a groggy voice could be heard.

"Voxxy?" It couldn't have been more than 5 minutes but here you were needing him so you could keep sleeping.

"I'm right here doll, come on." He patted his thigh as you padded across the floor still wrapped in the comforter. You climbed nimbly into his lap, curling yourself around him and swiftly falling right back asleep.

Vox chuckled as he watched you pass back out immediately. At least he could get some work done, he thought idly stroking your hair.

THE FUCKING ART STYLE-

So, yeah. I've been living in Cowboy Land for the past several months o.o;; This is a collection of doodles I've done of everyone's favorite robotic tyrant <3 A few of these I did when my computer was down. Since than Ive been getting used to Krita. I can't keep him consistent so he's all over the place atm but you know what? I'M HAVING FUN!! :D And it feel so GOOD to have FUN while DRAWING again!!! Me and @enigmacomics have been writing a pretty big Bounty Hunter P03 Inscryption AU, and the last image is P03 together with their character Otto Von Ram <3 who is a precious babe! (( and once again thanks to @zimcard-artblog for their inspirational cowboy P03 design <33 )) Uhhh, also, don't read too much into a few of these. >.>;;;; They are normal pictures. Normal. So normal.