Where Do You See Yourself In 5 Years?

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Bit of a deep cut but -

Jacksonian era democracy referring to Percy Jackson trying to count votes at the campfire

how victorian <- is referring to the tv show victorious

simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

One of the best stories online I’ve seen in a while, only to get shafted in production and advertising

I'll never not be salty about Nomad of Nowhere. Easily deserved a second season.

My parents and I have wondered this for a long time.

Who writes those "about the author" descriptions for books?

I want to say it's the author but it's in third person?

Sometimes other people, sometimes the author writing in the third person. Then there's the "Odd and the Frost Giants" About the Author bit theory...

This might be the only accurately targeted ad I've ever gotten