The Venn Diagram Between People Who Do Drugs And People I’m Friends With Is A Circle

Three (Ginny Weasley x Hermione Granger x reader)

Warnings: smut, swearing

Summary: Hermione plans for Ginny to help her with a surprise for y/n’s birthday. Hermione remembers y/n’s wish to have a threesome with another girl

Note: I got so many requests for a Hermione smut and I got just as much about Ginny in my inbox so I decided I’d combine it.

You and Hermione had been working hard and have barely any time to spend together. Your birthday is next week and Hermione is determined to make it special. She thought about what to get you for weeks leading up to it until she was sitting in her office and came up with an idea. “Hey Gin, I was wondering if you wanted to help with something for Y/n’s birthday next week?” It didn’t take much convincing so Hermione and Ginny had the perfect plan.

The morning of your birthday Hermione made you breakfast and you went off to work as usual. Your day was like any other day in an office, boring and stressful. You get home and take a shower with Hermione, she kisses you against the cold shower wall and her hand slowly moves inbetween your thighs. Until you hear knocking on the door, you groan “I’ll go answer it” You wrap yourself up in a bathrobe and answer the door, it’s Ginny.

“Ginny! I didn’t know you were coming” “I’m sorry I didn’t send an owl before I came I wanted to tell you happy birthday in person.” “Come in Hermione is in the shower but she should be out soon.” You sit on the couch beside Ginny. “It’s been forever I’m so glad to see you again” you and Ginny talk for a bit while Hermione is still in the shower. “Y/n I didn’t get you a physical present but I can give you one now” “What’s that mean Gin?” You chuckle. “I’ll show you” she kisses your neck “Ginny! Hermione is in the bathroom she’ll be out soon.” She unties your bathrobe and Hermione walks out “Mione!” You jump back “Hey Gin. I see you’re already getting to it” “What’s going on?” You ask “This is your present, I know you’ve always wanted us to have sex with another person so I brought Ginny in” “We should go to your bedroom, it will be more comfortable there.”

You walk to yours and Hermione’s bedroom. Hermione takes the bathrobe off completely and Ginny kisses your lips. You grab her bum and kiss her back. Hermione undresses Ginny breaking the kiss, you join in, Hermione pulls Ginny’s skirt down and you take her top off kissing her inbetween. Hermione pulls Ginny’s underwear down to her ankles and kisses her inner thighs.

“I’ll watch as you two get started” Hermione says sitting down on the couch near the bed. “Are you sure?” You ask “Yes, it’s fun watching you.” Ginny grabs your arm and pulls you on the bed “I can’t wait any longer!” Ginny kisses you, and brings her hand to your clit circling it a few times making you whimper against her lips. She removes her lips from yours and kisses down your body, spreading your legs. She kisses up your legs to your inner thighs, you whimper “Please Ginny” you beg. She finally attaches her lips to your clit and starts to suck then lick, you can barely control your moans. “You really like that huh?” She looks up at you and you nod “Keep moaning for me, pretty girl.”

You feel yourself get close as she works her tongue on your cunt “Oh fuck Ginny I’m going to cum” she stops eating you out “Not yet” you groan and kiss her, she lays you back down on the bed. “Hermione” she says and Hermione passes her a vibrator, Ginny turns it on to the lowest setting and puts it to your clit, you let out a moan “Good girl” she says turning it up. Hermione gets undressed and spreads her legs her fingers entering her core and she starts fingering herself. The room is filled with yours and Hermiones moans, you feel yourself about to cum, you grip the sheets “Ginny!” “Good girl, come on, cum for me” you feel your stomach tighten and you finish.

Hermione lets out a loud moan and you both see she finished too. “Hermione, come here” Ginny says, Hermione walks over and Ginny kisses her. Ginny spreads your legs and places herself in between your legs. “I’m going to ride your face, darling” Hermione says and positions herself on your face.

It started out slow, Hermiones moans were quiet and pretty, you started to moan against her pussy. Ginny started to speed up and you became really turned on by Hermione riding your face and Ginny grinding herself against your cunt. Hermione finishes on your face and gets off helping you get to your high. Hermione sucks on your nipple and pinches the other one.

“I’m going to cum” you moan “Go on, cum for me” Ginny says. You let out a string of moans before finishing and Ginny wasn’t too far behind. You all need a minute to recover from your orgasms. “Thank you for the best birthday” you kiss Hermione then Ginny “Whenever you two want to spice things up again I’ll be happy to come back.”

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For some reason, I wonder what aliens think of sky diving, I like to think like this (H is human) (A is alien)

A: human... I did some research, and I have a question

H: Sure, ask away

A: What is "sky diving"

H: Oh, it's a sport where we get in a plane, fly very high... And jump

A:YOU WHAT!?!

H: We jump, but don't worry, we can land safely

A: oh thank god... So, you use some kind of gravitation device? Or use some technological device to land slowly?

H: Uhhh, not exactly....

A: .... Human... What exactly do you use....

H: ...

A: Human, what... Exactly... Do you use?

H: a backpack with a bunch of fabric... Sometimes silk....

A: ...

H: ...

A: YOU USE CLOTHING, TO STOP YOUR FALL, AFTER JUMPING OFF SEVERAL THOUSAND FEET UP!?

H: Yeah, but it's a different kind of fabric you know...

A: ... Okay, but what do you do if the fabric breaks, or if it gets tangled

H: ... Enjoy the view?

A: ... I still don't know why you aren't extinct

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Oh I see what you did there

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

OOOOOOOOOO you done meSS UP

A new up and coming hotshot villain has made a terrible mistake. They have taken the local hero’s baby sitter hostage. However it turns out this babysitter also works for quite a few other notable heros and even villains all of which are not at all happy that their sitter has been taken.

Today’s Sunday.

Stay away from my brother!

Warnings: Male reader!, cussing, suggestive, cliffhanger, physical hostility, verbal hostility (if you squint very hard!), may contain false info for the actual manhwa, Jinx

You are Kim Dan's brother, always getting him through the thick and thin like the good brother you are. You being you, you decided to visit him at his workplace -which was the gym- to check up on him. You ask around to see if anyone has seen your brother, no one knowing where he was. Till you asked Jeong Yosep, he told you where your brother might've gone. You nod in gratitude, thanking him for his help and time before leaving the male. You go to the corridors where Jeong told you to go. You look around, before hearing a clatter noise, you peak into the room, your eyes widening in shock at what you see. You see your brother, Kim, being pinned to the wall and looking nervous with another male, who you assume is Jaekyung judging by how much Dan talks about him. Jaekyung is pinning your brother to the wall, meanwhile Kim doesn't look comfortable. They are only supposed to be working with one another, not having any sexual or romantic relationship with each other! "Who the fuck are y-?" The black haired male gets cut off by your protective instincts kicking in even before he said that, resulting you in slapping Jaekyung right across the face harshly, leaving a red hand mark on Jaekyung's face, to be exact, his right cheek. You grab Kim's wrist gently but firmly, dragging him away, before you leave the room, you glare at Jaekyung "Stay the fuck away from my brother. If I see you near him, you're gonna regret even hiring him as your therapist." You sneered at the black haired male, before completely dragging Kim out of the room, leaving Jaekyung too stunned to even talk or move.

A/N: I saw that there weren't a lot of male reader x Jinx, and really wanted to give some to my male readers! Sorry if this was an incorrect story that isn't like the actual story! I haven't read Jinx before but I really want to. Thank you for the likes on my Satoru and Suguru headcanons! Part two for this?

YES YES YES

Hot take.

Villain Deku but it's Megamind.

Villain Deku as Megamind

Roxanne as Kacchan

Metro Man as All Might

Titan as Shigaraki

Minion is still Minion because I love him.

Please just consider this. I can't stop thinking about it.

Though Titan's motivation will have to chance because.... eww.

But I can totally see Shigaraki starting out good then switching to bad because he didn't get what he wanted.

I wonder who Bernard would be tho

Elves have heighten senses right, so they probably never had a need for hunting dogs. So they probably never had dogs as pets. So...

Bard: These are my children!

Thranduil (points at dog): what is that

Bard: that’s my son!

Thranduil: Bard what the fuck?!?!?