I Love That I Can Be Spot And Crutchie

this year I will be a senior, and our theatre class is more like a family than a friend group. there will be 4 seniors this year, ES (our resident anxious mom friend), me (the dad friend), and SA & BS (the weird uncles). our teacher (M) is our ultimate dad. ES and I have decided that the rest of the class our just our children (they have no choice in the matter). this blog will be used as an archive of our family's shenanigans. it will pick up more once school restarts, but there's no way we won't see each other at all over the summer.

I will be using initials (or "me") because I am not comfortable using my friends real names and I gotta keep em all straight somehow (which ironic cuz only like half of them are straight).

our friends that have graduated are viewed as family members who have died and I will refer to them like this: "CL (RIP)"

I hope yall enjoy our stupid out of context adventures

MS, checking her watch: "oh, I think my cat's dying"

I should note I don't think he knows I'm the stage manager and I honestly doubts he knows what that is

but oh, he will learn

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

yall I'm starting a writing blog cuz I need somewhere to put all these stinkin words

Okay, here’s an interesting question. What hobbies do you guys have that wouldn’t be apparent from your online presence? Like something you spend a lot of time doing or thinking about beyond whatever you post on your blog.

guh….

I think I do my best acting when I'm sleep deprived actually, do you know how easy it is to act super exasperated when you actually want to kill everyone?

@dad-cahoon

GO TO BED

the garbage included a broken clothes hanger and a command strip hook thing

me, holding up the pile of garbage I picked up from the auditorium: I'm going to commit a crime

M: ok

M: as long as I don't see it, it didn't happen

I am under the impression that in this, like in some other instances I won't name here, my own family may use a slightly atypical noun

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