Sexually Strange And Socially Incompetent

"You can't be a lurker on tumblr." Yes, you absolutely can. I've been quietly reblogging things since 2014 and I haven't interacted with anyone in years.

I agree with this so bad

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

I'm going dark bloke

"i love my darling," blah, blah. fuck off. (i'm jealous).

sorry for being such a freak to you since the moment we met . i just like you a lot

Pay attention to me or I'll die without your constant affection ¡!

There’s a lot of talk of mean sadists.. but what about chipper and friendly ones?

Sadists that laugh and give you faux comfort when they’re raping you.

Sadists that offer you a beer before they start cutting into you.

Sadists that talk to you like you’re a kid so you’ll understand what they’re about to do to you.

Sadists that let you lay in their lap after torturing you for hours.

Sadists that are so charismatic and friendly that no one would ever suspect they have someone locked in their house!