I Love Edgeworth Bc You Can See Exactly How He Got To "her Metabolic Processes Etc Etc"

I love edgeworth bc you can see exactly how he got to "her metabolic processes etc etc"

- she's dead <- DONT SAY THIS. you're trying to seem like less of a dick since you faked your death remember

- she's passed away <- wait. Hold on a second. She used to be his girlfriend maybe you should layer it but like how

- despite your complicated feelings about miss Hawthorne i regret to <- god fuck this is taking way too long what's the point jesus. What do you even do.

- sorry your ex girlfriend died <- TERRIBLE. perhaps the worst of the bunch. Ok you're removing the consolation maybe you could do like wordplay??? Wright likes wordplay

- her metabolic processes are a matter of interest only to historians <- YOUVE RUN OUT OF TIME THIS WILL HAVE TO WORK