‼️tw For Blood, Implied Suicide‼️

@dannydbeeto YOU NEED TO LEAVE

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

“Who do you ship this character with” me and no one else bro. It’s me and them against the world

Boy bigass head

my ugly sons have arrived (said with love and affection)

Too real💔

Wh why do I keep getting the 60 dollar turkey knife ad on my dash.. what is happening

I love splatoon

Hero Mode Weapons: Here's the Platinum Motherfucker Supreme 4000 rpm Shooter that lets you wipe out an entire army by yourself.

Online Battle Weapons: Here's a reasonable weapon :) With a subweapon that compliments it nicely :) It's not perfect but in the right hands it's great! :)

Salmon Run Weapons: Here's the Goobschnoozler Piece o' Shit-o-matic. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

im laughing so hard my roommate and i each picked a poster from a movie we liked and we were going to decide on a movie we both like to put in the middle but we havent yet so our living room wall just looks like this