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now that s4 has been announced as the last season of tua i think true poetic cinema would be if there was an alone now dance scene again in the series finale but instead of dancing in separate rooms with varying degrees of mutual resentment the whole family and everyone it’s expanded to include are dancing together and there's so much love and laughter you can feel it through the screen

Viktor: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Viktor: Violently practices.

Ben: Violently studies.

Klaus: Violently sleeps.

Allison: Violently shoots pictures.

Diego: Violently boxes.

Five: Violently murders people.

Luther: Violently worries about the previous statement.

I visited a puffin colony a few days ago.

I want you to meet my friend… the porb

Not to be all "Billy actually does care for Stu" (even though he absolutely does and I’ll die on that hill) but after Stu tells him "I think I'm dying here" cuz Billy's stabs were much deeper than the stabs he gave to Billy, Billy gives him the phone and tells him to keep Sid on the line and to "keep talking" and it's a well known fact that if someone is dying in some way, like, say, slowly bleeding out, keeping them distracted by having them keep talking is a good way to keep them awake and therefore keep them alive, so I'm not saying "Billy was just as in love with Stu as Stu was with him" but that's exactly what I'm saying

It’s very likely the pair could have killed both Maureen and Sidney on that same night but they didn’t. Yes it’s possible Sidney only lived because they needed a witness and alibi but i find the thought they kept her alive just to torment her so much more interesting and plausible. Think about it: these two fucked up losers don’t shut up about movies for the entire movie ( or at least billy doesn’t ). Hell billy brings up movies in comparison to life the first time he’s on screen at the beginning of the movie with the whole “our dating seems like a pg13 movie” spiel. Fuck he even brings the movie thing back up when Sidney’s talking about the trauma her mothers murder put her through. Like this man is obsessed. Then this nerd has Stu fake kill him just so he can put on this whole dramatic scene that he probably rehearsed in his mirror. He’s so dramatic like that man was committed, rolling down the stairs and everything. Then AGAIN, literally just after he shot someone he QUOTES PYSCHO AND MENTIONS CARRIE. These two are losers who made their own scary movie with their killings to fulfill whatever power fantasy they had and it literally drives me insane.

It’s very likely the pair could have killed both Maureen and Sidney on that same night but they didn’t. Yes it’s possible Sidney only lived because they needed a witness and alibi but i find the thought they kept her alive just to torment her so much more interesting and plausible. Think about it: these two fucked up losers don’t shut up about movies for the entire movie ( or at least billy doesn’t ). Hell billy brings up movies in comparison to life the first time he’s on screen at the beginning of the movie with the whole “our dating seems like a pg13 movie” spiel. Fuck he even brings the movie thing back up when Sidney’s talking about the trauma her mothers murder put her through. Like this man is obsessed. Then this nerd has Stu fake kill him just so he can put on this whole dramatic scene that he probably rehearsed in his mirror. He’s so dramatic like that man was committed, rolling down the stairs and everything. Then AGAIN, literally just after he shot someone he QUOTES PYSCHO AND MENTIONS CARRIE. These two are losers who made their own scary movie with their killings to fulfill whatever power fantasy they had and it literally drives me insane.

Diego: We’re Team Zero! From here on out, no more numbers!

Five:

the resemblance between the brellies and their younger (or in Five’s case, older) versions AND their birth mothers is something so batshit insane to me

like holy shit, whoever cast these mfs needs a raise, now

the umbrellas + lila and sparrow ben (yes i put both bens and lila up twice lol)

if they're not insane and covered in blood I don't want them

"Oh my god he's fucking crazy" i say, while smiling and giggling like a teen girl who just got her first crush

I don’t care how bad or good you think TUA s3 is, the Footloose dance sequence alone justifies its existence.

we talk a lot about klaus, luther, and diego having no brain cells and being dumbasses but i think we failed to appreciate the absolute goddamn stupidity of allison being told multiple times that they were in a completely different timeline where nothing about their normal lives exists anymore, and then her immediately turning around and being like 'yeah but theres no reason as to why if i broke into my old house that my daughter wouldn't be there anymore right' like TF U THINK THAT MEANT

Klaus *texting Diego*: Hey can you pick me up I’m drunk. Klaus: Oh you don’t have to anymore. I’m home now. Diego *texting back*: Yes, I’m aware of that after dropping you off at home.

Klaus telling Diego he "barely got out with his life" when Hazel and Cha-Cha tortured him back in S1 but now we know he probably actually did die a couple of times in the process and just CAME BACK TO LIFE WITHOUT EVEN REALISING ?? Klaus ?? 😭😭

Klaus finding the Kugelblitz almost immediately, telling Diego about it, Diego dismissing it, and them both forgetting about it really sums up their relationship perfectly. True clown on clown behavior

lila: he's your son.

diego: ?! no he's NOT

*some episodes later*

diego: he's my son!!

lila: lol no he's not

The thing is: the sparrow’s are co-workers, whereas the umbrella’s are family. Yes, a disfuncional, weird, fucked up, strange family… but a family nonetheless.

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

I get crazy every time I think of Dimitri and Clive LIKE....what did their relationship mean to each other

I know Clive probably saw Dimitri as someone he could manipulate and maybe there wasn't anything deeper than that, BUT WHAT ABOUT DIMITRI?.....

Did he see Clive as a friend? Just a colleague?.......I am going crazy did he even feel the slightest bit betrayed by Clive????

The whole situation got sweeped under the rug what is this imagine being Dimitri and you go "yeah lessgoo let's work with this dude" and then it turns out he was using you for some schemes and then even says "and I thought scientists were supposed to be observant "

I'd be so sad, but no Dimitri was just standing there like "Cant have shit in fake Future London."

What is this I am going CRAZY please tell me I'm not the only one feeling this way over Dimitri and Clive like oh my god I am going BONKERS....

Professor Layton and the Conspicuous Pseudonym

getting the most popular result on uquiz is one of the worst and most sickening things that can happen to a girl

Me discovering the Professor Layton games for the first time: oh this is cute. I’m sure nothing bad will happen in this fun puzzle game

The game’s storylines:

Gay

“We lost ourselves. Lost our dream. In pursuit of great, we failed to do good.”