Steven Makes A Dollar And I Make A Dime

Jack can I get some of that jack-ussy 😍

(THIS IS A JOKE! NOT SRS.)

" … count your days. " Dave does not seem amused by that. Jack pauses, glaring at Dave out of the corner of his eye. " They were joking, William. "

Hello!

My Boundaries:

Romantic/explicit asks are off limits. Platonic asks are allowed.

User goes by Vincent, Vinn, Vinnie, or Dave.

Timezone is CDT.

If I don’t immediately answer your ask, don’t spam!

If your ask isn’t answered within seven days, consider it to be ignored.

Posting schedule is very inconsistent.

And some fanart to send you on your way!

Jak. Jake. Be my father. Plea (/hj)

" I already have a kid, and I’m probably the worst parent you could ask for.. "

It’s the way Roger causes the domino effect 😭

I need someone to animate this oh my GOD

Alr Alr but who would win in a twerking contest between all of the phone guys??? They’re all butt booty naked and covered in oil 😻😻😻😻

Ok Peter: Doesn't even know how to throw it back. He manages decently but crumbles amidst the chaos of the other phone men Steven: Second one to slip and fall Roger: First one to slip and fall Jake: Gets knocked over by Roger and Steven falling into each other (He sucked at throwing it back anyway so its no loss) Harry: he was about equal to peter but he slips and falls trying to get the other three phone men untangled Walt: Wins the twerking contest

join my in my endeavor of anonymously giving random Steven ask blogs jars of rice and seeing how many actually reply/j

I put my Roger into a jar of rice.

I’m smuggling some cheap ass pizza from Fazbender’s :]

Moot Sleepover Starting Now

@a-fucking-tornado

@silentlydying

@fairyb0ii

@tori-spring12

@survivingmyownlife

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@back-totheoldhouse

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:33333333

incorrect quotes #1

Dipper: eating chips (Doritos)

Bill: MY BROTHERS, NOO-

bites you affectionately

"Why." Dave just sounds exhausted. " J– Just why- "

OHOHOHOH NO-

double dick man, yayyy….

@ross-yippee

Thanks for tagging me, @chaoticfandomgirly !❤️

And the lucky man is…

D.C.I. Mike McGuire from Whitstable Pearl!

Don’t mind if I do! A lovably grumpy bear of a man, who I would climb like a tree given half the chance!

I tag @all-or-nothing-baby @guiltypleasurefandomface @fireladybuckley @kinkykinard @a-victorian-girl @katries and anyone else who wants to play. No pressure on anyone who doesn’t!😘