One Of The Best Things I’ve Learned From Being Around Cats Is That Most Cats Adopt Their Owner. Whether

The only proper answer to this is death.

Writing Tip!

Behavior is a hard thing to nail down with humans, though their are tricks for it. One I learned is that if a character is going to lie make a scale from one to ten and rate how dense other characters are. From their you’ll be able pin point who sees through the lie and who doesn’t.

It’s over, why are you still reading?

Writing tip!

Make sure that dialogue is understood and not misread! Many things we say on a daily basis could easily mean something else! Unless your trying to be vague and cause a misunderstanding, double check that people understand what your writing. Ive had many times where people become confused because of these things!

Tip is over. Go home.

The world is made for the boringly average and I refuse to elaborate.

Fuck this shit Imma eat a jar

So I was going through my google docs on my writing account. I found this gem:

GE: JUST TRY AND CATCH ME BASTARD. GI: YOU BETTER RUN YOU WHORE! *GE is caught by GI* GE: OH woe is me~ spare the young one! Be merciful upon me! GI: LIKE FUCK I WILL BITCH! *GI bites GE and is released upon* GE: YOU FOOL! YOU BUFFOON! YOU TRIED TO CATCH A GOD! GE: WELL FUCK YOU TOO! K: What the fuck are they doing over there

I can’t find any context for this

criminal profiling is just astrology for cops

Water can taste thick and creamy

I just came back and looked at the only fanfic I’ve written. It was about characters. In a text book. A beginners Japanese text book. I had studied Japanese 8 years before ever even finding out about this text book. I now realize why I don’t write fan-fiction.

Somewhere, at sometime, someone looked at you and smiled. I don’t know the reason why, but at some point you made someone smile. And that’s enough. Your doing a good job.