Hey Why Does This Launch Pad Lead Directly Into A Giant Vat Of Acid? Surely That Can't Be Up To The Health
Hey why does this launch pad lead directly into a giant vat of acid? Surely that can't be up to the health co- oh shit there's a penny on it
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AAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA *splash*
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Omg he fucking killed them
Ermm refaces your ENA
Based off of one of the faces in Hoarder Alex's pile
Macbeth moment
Just beat the Ender Dragon on Bedrock Edition (for the achievement, I normally play Java), and now my overworld's skybox is utterly cursed.
Legitimately a cool glitch. I kinda wish it was a feature.
You have killed the most powerful naturally occuring entity in this universe. The sky is perpetually darkened.
Something is terribly wrong.
Macbeth as a play is very persuasive against regicide, through Macbeth being able to "sleep no more" after killing Duncan Shakespeare dissuades the audience from commiting regicide as if they do when they eepy they won't sleep no more and that's bad because the eepy sleep deep mmmd
hes big now
I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them
Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly
Me: -so after it became apparent that ‘retarded’ had become a term of abuse, educators and psychiatrists switched to other terms like ‘handicapped’ or ‘special needs’ in an attempt to -
George Orwell, whom I’ve dragged forward in time with my arcane powers because I’m lonely and want someone to talk to: You have a telephone in your pocket? It listens to you all the time?
Me: Never mind about that, the point is, young people now mock each other by sending the wheelchair emoji - that’s a type of electronic heiroglyph - to suggest mental deficiency and shout SPESHUL!!!! while doing offensive imitations of disabled facial expressions and posture. So any attempt to lexographically make crimethink impossible is pretty much doomed because the meaning of words in everyday conversation can’t be controlled by a dictionary entry, no matter how many Ministry of Truth employees-
Orwell: It reports your location to the telephone company at all times?
No-no *puts down crowbar*
Bro did youreally just breach the sanctity of my domain
You wish to join the hoard don't you?
