Ever Heard Of A Cruton?

"mods ban that guy" is the modern day equivalent to "guards take them to the dungeon"

I'm not sure I've ever surfed the web

I want to download an app but I only want to because I saw an advert for it so I can't because I don't want capitalism to think it can play those mind games on me

What the fuck, made a sword using my own blood and it's a sword of bisexual slaying? This is messed up

Playing computer games when your not supposed to actually feels great though

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

JULIUS CEASER FUCKIE NTG DIED???

GYAA *beats the shit out of you in time with the music*

I swear I won't see the Eldritch horrors, not anymore

can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

Well I don't know can you swim in lava?

I really love the r/volcanoes subreddit because most of the posts are just people going "what if a Volcano exploded right now?" "What if twenty fucking Volcanoes exploded near you right now?"

Puki played rain world??