COUNTER CHOMP

Needs t be bigger

whats his problem

My empire is prosperous and my ass is fat

I read this like the shorts were slowly shrinking whilst they were wearing them

Gentlemen, adjust your wardrobes accordingly

sometimes I feel like a little kitty cat

Chatgpt loves under the quaint stone bridge

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

I want a big ass

urgh i really wanna draw on the computer but i have to hook up my bigass tablet and i dint wanna do that :[

What a terrible omen you are

Being in there would fix me

automatic bread slicer

A squeaky, red, luscious, clown nose

The masculine connotation of a bow tie and the feminine connotation of a bow on the top of the head implies a nonbinary bow style placed directly over the nose

"Blushing Bridget and a Stunning Samus"

Happy trans day of visibility! Dont forget to don your thigh-highs and squeeze your blåhaj tight! In all seriousness it's so important now more than ever for us to be seen and known. To all my trans siblings out there, know that you are loved and understood 🏳️‍⚧️

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