All The Better To Sniff You With

If it may please the jury I shall do a little boogey

A horse was about to walk into a bar but realized this town has a bad tract record of bartender face to body size ratio discrimination and thought better of it

What if we go to space and aliens are real but they're just like generic elf people

You wish to join the hoard don't you?

The cake batter will run with the water of my enemies

get kissed idiot

reblog to give a plushie to the person you reblogged this from

Right to bear arms? They don't have arms, just 4 legs and a cute lil nose

Macbeth as a play is very persuasive against regicide, through Macbeth being able to "sleep no more" after killing Duncan Shakespeare dissuades the audience from commiting regicide as if they do when they eepy they won't sleep no more and that's bad because the eepy sleep deep mmmd