SLAY A Vampire.......

What if mine only cleaves mashed potato

I love messing with the button that reversed time for 5 seconds

I loooove the time loop

You wouldn't download a great sword

I just finished the 2 things I was doing (half life and murder drones) what do I even do now

Now imagine a little German girl

She's a fucking pyramid with steps for some reason

Lovecraft? Yeah I love that game

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

Why are all modern adaptations of the Greek gods about them messing with mortals, wheres the sitcom that just shows them fucking with each other

NO I SCROLLED UP AND REFRESHED THE DAMN PAGE I DONT WANT TO SCROLL BACK UP AGAIN WHYD THIS RE APEAR

you gotta start scrolling upwards now im sorry

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