I cannot be the only one who thinks of Jaskier as the most chaotic character they've ever loved, right? Man full on saw a man brooding in the corner, meaning to get railed, proceeded to invite himself on a bunch of different quests with said broody man, told broody man to protect him from lords that wanted him dead, got broody man a child surprise, found broody man once again, found a djinn, stole it from broody man, asked for a woman who didn't love him to love him again, and for all his enemies to die a horrible death, asked if he fucked a terrifying witch, meaning he would, hit on a fucking warrior woman who could easily snap him like a twig, went on a dragon hunt because broody man was going, and got dumped by broody man, and wrote the most epic break up song in history. That's only listing season one, don't even get me started on season two, I'm gonna start season two, gave Taylor Swift a run for her money with Burn Butcher Burn, helped elves get across the sea not caring what happened to him, helped Yennefer, got kidnapped, got saved by Yennefer, still cracking jokes even though he almost died, told a prison guard to go fuck himself, went to Kaer Morhen straight up started eating a bowl of god knows what in a Witcher lab, for all he could know could kill him, tried to give broody man a fancy rock, and instead almost died again, got captured again, and was fully prepared to fuck his clone?!?! I can't even believe he's an actual character, he's so fucking funny I can't
This is EXQUISITE
Your eyes aren’t rivers there to weep, but a place for crows to rest their feet
My hair is doing weird things.
I see people talking about Joey’s voice, or Madeleine’s voice but we never talk ABOUT HOW WELL THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER, they both have incredible range and that makes for fantastic vocals they can go from Welly Boots to Farewell Wanderlust in a single song, thats so UGH i love them
Anyone here watch Nerdy Prudes Must Die? Anyone at all?
I'm re-entering my Ruin phase where I exclusively listen to Ruin (album) for weeks at a time and I'm HYPED about it
Here me out: Bucky Barnes using WD40 on his arm before every stealth mission
Example:
Bucky: *going through his mission bag* gun, extra mags, grenades, DAMMIT WHERE IS THE WD40
Or Tony getting mad that someone stole from his stash, immediately going to Bucky, and turns out Buck has his own stash, and Natasha just stole it for the drama
Why is Benedict Cumberbatch so good at playing gay people who hide the fact that they care about others narcissistic geniuses??
Not so friendly reminder that Radovid genuinely did want to run away with Jaskier but then he got crowned king, mere moments after seeing his brothers slit throat. Just in case you forgot :,)
Still not over Joey's strained vocals during the final chorus of the Horror and the Wild
I adore the term “lover” because it could mean they’re a man, or a woman, or non binary, or Cthulhu, they’ll never know
She/They Asexual fandoms: The Witcher/The Amazing Devil/Sleep Token Wattpad/Ao3/Tiktok/Insta: Marvel_4_life7 writer/editor/general shitposterNo negativity please, this is a safe space :D
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