Does Anyone Else Think That Jaskier Has Absolute Chihuahua Energy? Like Imagine:

Does anyone else think that Jaskier has absolute chihuahua energy? Like imagine:

Jaskier and Geralt find an inn, and inside Geralt is being harrassed by these men, and Geralts ignoring them, but Jaskier is just going OFF at these guys like

"How dare you speak to us you foul looking beast, he's done more for this town than you've ever" and he just goes on and on with all these mean insults and it gets to the point where Geralt has to escort him to his room so he doesn't get himself killed, I live for the fact that he will absolutely start fights he cannot finish, so Geralt teaches him how to fight, and explicitly tells Jaskier that he is only to use the knowledge Geralt gave him to get out of sticky situations, however now they just have a mean, and kind of terrifying bard that's willing to smash your face into a wall, and eventually everyone hears that the White Wolf has a body guard now, and everyone stops messing with them.

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11 months ago

Its weird to think that there was a time in my life where I didn’t know what the Witcher was, or even the Amazing Devil. Like i cannot physically imagine my life without those two fixations at this point


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TWN rant:

I'm kind of sick of the Henry Cavill fans in the TWN fandom- I understand you're angry that he left/was fired, but you don't have to ruin the fandom for everyone else. Some of us weren't watching for Henry and I think that's what they don't understand, (obviously I'm not talking about ALL Henry fans, but a lot of them) like Henry is not the only talented actor in that show, Freya, Anya, Joey, and Hugh were all INCREDIBLE in season 3, and I'm just tired of people telling me that the Witcher is dead without Henry, maybe it won't be as good as before but that doesn't mean it won't be decent. I just think we should chill out, and stop hating on people for liking, and wanting to watch seasons four and five. I think I'm just mad about all of my fandoms turning into toxic wastelands. But yeah, I just needed to channel my thoughts before I exploded.


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Here's the Wattpad link

The Witcher One Shots - Inkpot Gods (Radskier) (Angst) - Wattpad

and the Ao3 link

The Witcher One Shots - Chapter 7 - Marvel_4_life7 - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

Did I just post a radskier one shot? Yes yes I did. Did it take me shamefully long? Also yes. Is this a shameless plug for my fanfic? No, more of a shameful plug, anyway, Ao3 in the Witcher one shot book by Marvel_4_life7, same thing on Wattpad (I also might reblog this with it there later)

9 months ago

I've been listening to Take Me Back To Eden on loop for the past four days. I am still waiting for the moment where I lose all interest, but it hasn't happened yet, which means that everyone in my life will suffer with Sleep Token until the day I hit the grave.


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What is Jaskier doing right now?

(Pls I miss him. Let’s be silly and answer)


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Nothing like listening to TAD and making up scenarios in your head bc why wouldnt you


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