WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT, WHAT IS GOING ON, WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK SO PHOTOSHOPPED, IT LOOKS LESS REALISTIC

No thoughts. Head empty. Just Pruning Shears

I adore the term “lover” because it could mean they’re a man, or a woman, or non binary, or Cthulhu, they’ll never know

the worst tragedy of my week

I'm writing right now and I've written a good chunk of story so as a treat i got myself a box of mini powdered donuts, and I'm eating them near my keyboard when my asshole of a cat comes over and knocks it over, still closed at that moment so my dumbass reaches for it as its falling and it pops open getting donut powder all over my carpet and keyboard and now i'm sad because my donuts hit the ground

Every time I listen to Battle Cries I have an existential crisis on whether I should sing Joey's part or Madeleines part

I like to tell myself that Joey Batey just forgot to button his jacket back up in the first take of this scene, and the directors decided to keep it in, because that's a very Jaskier thing to do

Me when I'm reading The Witcher fanfiction and see references to The Amazing Devil:

Did I just post a radskier one shot? Yes yes I did. Did it take me shamefully long? Also yes. Is this a shameless plug for my fanfic? No, more of a shameful plug, anyway, Ao3 in the Witcher one shot book by Marvel_4_life7, same thing on Wattpad (I also might reblog this with it there later)

Ofccc, go enjoy some music in the rain!

K but playing in the rain with Love Run playing in some cheap pair of earbuds is like- addicting idk how to put it but like, it feels like my soul is being extracted from my body through my ears once again but this time I'm a wet rat, and it's surreal

Not so friendly reminder that Radovid genuinely did want to run away with Jaskier but then he got crowned king, mere moments after seeing his brothers slit throat. Just in case you forgot :,)

Do you think Jaskier’s lovers from before he was a travelling bard called him Jules? (Short for Julian) bc I think about this more than I should