Definitely Don't Reblog This If You Hate Sweet, Fuckable Guys

Dad patting your cum filled pussy "You took it all kiddo. Dad is very proud of you. Get some rest. We have all day"

about me

call me eddie, i'm single as hell. switch.

late 20s looking like a rowdy punkass, he/him only (unless you're nasty and have consent otherwise)

hard kink (and FANTASY) so NO MINORS/ANYONE UNDER 18 YEARS OLD you will be blocked immediately and I don't consent to you following or reading my blog.

handsome-but-weird guy (not cis, that's all you get) with a weakness for people of all orientations and genders.

to be honest, i have a weakness for dykes and queer girls who like fucking queer men and bi/pan/queer men and horny kinky non-binary bosses.

skater skinny, dark hair, light eyes, goes from cool to pathetic in under 10 seconds

the indie sleaze switch/-hitting twink you wanted 10 years ago with a twist

yes, that is me in my icon

i have a lot of weird and controversial kinks but they are just fantasy

pansexual and inclusive of people all along the gender spectrum

if you are an actual weirdo (chaser/fetishist, stalker, transphobe, homophobe, xenophobe, racist, ableist, misogynist, violent person, abusive, "MAP"/ped0fil3, general bigot etc), Western politically conservative IRL, you are not welcome here and you will be blocked. wholesome weirdos only. this is a safe space for marginalized communities.

trying not to get nuked immediately so ask about my kinks but i like cnc, fauxc3s7 ("dad"Nson, "stepmoms", weird "sisters", weird uncs, pervy older "bro"), gender/orientation play, br33ding (knocking up and receiving in my tight ass or throat), free use, good old B D S M, and a LOT of other things, b1mb0f1cati0n, consensual detr4ns k1nk.

not into most ageplay, 18+ even in sexting rp only.

i am here to GIVE, not here to receive detr4ns play. i post things about dirty talk that can be degrading to me as a boy/man, but do not try to play with me that way. i am not into scat/vomit/straight-up gorekink either.

please don't send me SUPER ns/fw stuff on here that'll get me flagged or shut down, there are plenty of other places for that. just ask as long as you fit the guidelines here!

edit: i have a personal discord for more reliable connection! ask me privately. i love sexting. hit me up with your fantasies in dms or asks anytime, just make sure you read above limits and ask if you're really not sure. i only do clearly stated consensual things without asking on this blog.

my gf's dad: i don't trust you young man, i'm going to do everything to you that you do to my daughter

me: ...wait PROMISE?

i'm gonna be a pussy-eating prodigy

a cunt-slamming contrarian

a real cliterate guy

robert mapplethorpe, charles and jim, 1974

Geotge Platt Lynes:  Boy with Silhouette  (1940s)

the struggle of having gender role/breeding kinks online and looking at ur notes sometimes

Vangelis Kyris after Yannis Tsarouchis