New Holiday Declared Btw. It's Called Scary Christmas. Its On January 25th. Mark Your Calendars

finally crawling out from the depths of my cavern to post my Spider-Man Oc in honor of the new spider-verse movie (Which I haven’t seen so NO SPOILERS)

Anyways, this little goober’s name is Chris Caleb, also known as The Brown Recluse. Basically, he was bitten by a radioactive brown recluse spider, but because he left the wound untreated, it gave him gangrene. This causes his body to be rotting constantly, but fortunately, he can regenerate any part of his body. All his spider stuff is natural, which includes being able to shoot his own webs (think Tobey Maguire Peter Parker) and can spit venom at people, which causes their bodies to rot.

Anyways, time to disappear for another how ever many months

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS

LESBIANS 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

shoutout to the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it @sharkysalmon (who you should TOTALLY go follow and/or commission)

I LOVE GAY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

That moment when you have to dance with the girl you’re forced to work with because she has crucial information that benefits the safety of your country (and she’s low key kinda cute for some reason??)

redraw from pic below the cut(Heads up, it’s really cringe)

(Jan 6th 2021-Apr 8th 2024)

goodbye yaoi summer and hello yuri autumn

I haven’t been able to get the full video but we just celebrated one of our steam locomotives turning 145 by chucking a chocolate cake into her firebox

Woaahhh what's this?? A dandy world OC??? On my inactive Tumblr????????

More likely than you think

Anyway here's Dyson! A D20!! He his ability is like if Looey and RnD had a weird kid 👍

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr