Snotlout: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
Hiccup: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Astrid: How so?
Hiccup: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
I can survive well enough on my own— if given the proper reading material.
Hermione Granger, probably
Gustav: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Fishlegs: Tell them how you really feel.
Hiccup: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Astrid: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Gustuv, being handed a sword: … well heck.
Heather: What are the hardest things to say?
Astrid: I was wrong.
Hiccup: I need help.
Tuffnut: Worcestershire sauce!
Snotlout: I’m bisexual and confused.
Snotlout: Not about being bisexual. I just never know what the fuck is going on.
Harry: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Hermione: I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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