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Welcome

Welcome to the first (?) Tumblr blog dedicated to showing some love to the balls. I'll be sharing photos, videos and stories dedicated to making ball play the important part of lovemaking that it deserves to be. I'd love to hear from fellas who love having their balls worshiped, and especially from ladies who understand how important polishing the stones are. Let's have some fun together

Do you have hairy balls? They are my favorite, so salty and delicious😍👅

Thanks for your question, slut. I usually keep my balls clean shaven, but sometimes life gets busy and it grows out a bit. I expect that you’d lick, suck, kiss and caress my balls whatever condition they are in.

Check out this great ball licking art from a Brazilian lady. Chicks love the balls so much they make art about it!

I want you to use my mouth to keep your balls warm while you blog.

I like your style slut. Now that winter is here, I could use a mouth to warm up my balls while I post about wonderful sluts like you.

True Ball Loving Wife Stories: No. 1

I post a lot of pictures and captions about how sluts should show love and tribute to the balls, and I think it’s time to let you guys know that I expect the same from my wife, a slut I’m very proud of. One of the first times she made me so proud with her focus on the balls, was when she was blowing my best friend pretty regularly. She had just developed what is now her signature cocksucking move, she goes as deep as she can on the cock, and then waits a moment, and comes up as slowly as she can, while she tickles the underside of the ball sack gently.

The first time she did that to me, I said “you have to do that to Rich next time he’s over!” and a few days later he stopped by to say hi (and probably empty his balls). 30 minutes later he’s sitting on the couch and my wife is on her knees sucking his cock like its her job and she’s trying to earn a raise.

I see her go down as deep as she can, he’s pretty big, so she can only go about halfway down his length, but I can see him tense up as he feels his cockhead hit the back of her throat. She waits a moment, and slowly comes back up and I hear him say, in total blissful pleasure, “Oh, Gawd. She’s tickling my balls! Feels so good!”

I was so proud of her for showing love to his balls, and making him feel like a king. A few minutes later he erupted a torrent of jizz on her face. I could tell she was realizing that she got the biggest load ever from him by playing with his sack, and loving all the extra knuckle babies dripping from her cheeks. From that moment on, my wife became a ball charming wizard. Her ability to please the plums with her mouth, tongue, hands and tits are amazing.

More stories soon, if you want them. And don’t forget to ask me anything!

Mad respect to you for putting the disclaimer about not taking pictures without consent. Too often do porn blogs neglect to mention that porn is fantasy and some acts should not be emulated in real life especially without consent.

Thank you! A lot of times I get a little out of control with my captions, and I felt like it was important for me to remind people that this is all just fantasy talk and never should reflect how a woman is treated in real life. I hope you enjoy the blog, and thank you again for your nice note.

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

Phenomenal attention payed to the balls and the asshole. Well done, sweetheart!

Can I see your balls?

I only take pictures of my balls in a slut’s mouth. Once I get a slut’s permission to post her sucking my sack, then you can see them.