Where There’s A Will, There’s A War || M*A*S*H 10x17 Original Airdate: February 22, 1982 Written

M*A*S*H Title Cards // Kodachrome from my grandfather, taken during the Korean War

Since this one kind of popped off, I figured I’d share more. I have a lot of these scans and I hope to do more with them some day. 

watching hornblower again...

finished retribution, am sobbing

whhyyy archie whyyy

The Wheel of Time s01e08: Rand is passed out in Moiraine’s arms and is trapped in a dream state by one of the Dark One’s forsaken.

speaking of america’s favorite fruit (not optional) i love applerankings.com so fucking much. absolute necessity for any real Appleheads out there

If we interacted for the first time today via boops and are unlikely to run into each other again because we don't have the same fandom niches I just want you to know our boop bond is real and if I ever see you randomly come across my dash I'll think to myself "aww my boop bud" and send you warm thoughts and good vibes

after the jokes, gotta say that a LOT of people must have worked really hard on all this from the cars, the films and all the logistics of such an event including filming it. so thank you to all those people

alright not feeling the unsolicited dms from fucking rando men on here. like look at the rest of my blog man. die in a war and then get back to me

since next year is 25 years of Band of Brothers, I am manifesting the deleted scenes and script release for the entire show.

ok so I came across a little malcolm bright fanfic (don't worry babes, linked below, go enjoy) and it began a lil bit of brain rot so hear me out:

(spoilers for the fic, go read it first if you want, commentary/word vomit bit is below)

ok so in this malcolm has a seizure disorder which Gil knows about, but not Dani. stuff gets figured out, others are updated etc. etc.

BUT

my lil goblin brain couldn't leave well enough alone so after like the third time reading this i've decided to pen (or rather type) these ridiculous things i can just about call thoughts

SO

let's set the scene, malcolm (yh for some reason my brain thinks the name looks better lower case? sorry if that bothers you but now it's slightly more symmetrical?) has a seizure while Gil and Dani are there.

(also not trying to romanticise anything, just going off what i got)

Dani and Gil are both used to the Complete Human Disaster™ that malcolm is so obviously they both know seizure first aid for future reference.

(also gentle reminder, if you don't know this go find out, there's like st John's ambulance videos that make you a functioning member of society in under 10 mins)

now, based on the confidence that each of them seem to have regarding the situation, they keep looking at each other like "huh, they seem to have done this before"

so they end up each thinking that malcolm must have epilepsy/a seizure disorder that the other knows about but they never got told.

they look after him, do all the things you have by now learned in helpful video format (wink wink) and everything is fine, right?

THEN

when malcolm eventually wakes up, and is told what happened he is understandably eloquent in saying "wtf, how, why etc." and his surprise makes them realise that for once he wasn't just conveniently leaving out information.

i feel like this started out fine and got slightly more unhinged and less logical as it goes on but if that isn't life i don't know what is

the point may have gotten a little lost and it petered out a bit but i said a thing and it's done so woo