Yet More Amazing Work From The Woke Mob

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

the distribution here is really quite strange, and i desperately want to know why it’s behaving like that

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

me: computer, imagine a triangle.

computer: no sweat man. im doing it.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: psh, sure. i can handle two triangles.

me: ok, now imagine another one.

computer: you know it.

[several hours later]

me: can you imagine another one?

computer, starting to sweat now: yeah. yeah, i can.

this is the one !

[stirring my coffee with a melon baller because I'm out of clean spoons] might be time to do laundry soon