Guy Whose Wife Comes Out To Him As A Lesbian And He Just Sighs And Starts Googling ‘estrogen Near Me’

Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

inshallah he will od soon indeed

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

Producing the fastest, most expensive and chaotic doorstopper graphic novel of all time by taking a 300 page script, drawing rough character references of all the characters, and then commissioning 300 different artists to draw each page individually with no further context.

my fucking homunculus electrocuted itself after i wrapped it in chrismas lights and with only 2 hours before guests arrive im so fucked

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

graph of what being hungry is like with adhd