Onwards, Comrades

any more unhinged and i’d be writing a manifesto tbh

Area College Student Going Back To Bed Despite Having Class In “Like Twenty Minutes”

***factually correct version since i didnt check sources v well last time

btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other irrelevant billionaires (with the exception of amanda nguyen go research her) 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonaut Valentina Tereshkova, who was working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again

one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

my fucking homunculus electrocuted itself after i wrapped it in chrismas lights and with only 2 hours before guests arrive im so fucked

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die