Latest Posts by dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Page 5

I’ve been alternating between “holy shit we’re all actually gonna die” and “we will make it through, just as every generation before us has” every few hours for the last week and it’s Not Fun

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

good thing i’m not a responsible adult :)

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

"you are one of gods strongest soldiers" i say, not even believing in either of those institutions

Nothing is more annoying than electronics that lose charge while not in use. How do you get discharged just laying there. Don't piss me off

how it feels perpetually blocking radfems in my notes

"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"

Tweet of the year imo

physicist nitpick: tonnes is a measure of mass so it needs to be multiplied by gravitational acceleration divided by area to convert to pressure.

so 1000 metric tonnes of mass, on earth, in the area of a cat’s paw, roughly works out to 24.5 megapascals (or 240 atmospheres (or the water pressure about halfway through the midnight zone of the ocean))

anyway, funny post that i had the one nitpick with :)

and then the having to do things that are not wanted :’(

Laboring in my laboratory wearing my white coat and long black nitrile gloves with white hair standing on end locked tf in all mad and scientistc in the eerie glow with my beakers and baubles beeping maschines and pages of scrawled notes strewn about and you think I'm creating life or building a bioweapon but in fact I'm just passing a glowing green solenoid back and forth between flasks watching with fascination because I'm off some strong as fuck acid and a couple gas station gummies to boot

lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access

evil advisor indeed.com

glassdoor evil advisor

evil advisor careers

entry level evil advisor position

evil advisor work from home

my fucking homunculus electrocuted itself after i wrapped it in chrismas lights and with only 2 hours before guests arrive im so fucked

Area College Student Going Back To Bed Despite Having Class In “Like Twenty Minutes”

I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

mmm crunchy cheetos

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

one lucky fan will be receiving an authentic blood transfusion that will ideally be compatible, although we did not check

listening and learning

It has been tumultuous

outer space

My oil painting of an Uncrustable