No, If This Is My Job Then I’m Not Going To Survive Equestria

This is actually based on something that just happened irl! But I’m changing it abit to fit my personal plot!

Y/n having a conversation with Childe and Zhongli: I can recommend some books for it!

Zhongli: we all know I don’t read that stuff.

Childe: we can change that-

Venti walks In followed by a flushed Xiao

Venti: y/n has large tits, we could always take a pale and use that to milk y/n-

Zhongli absolutely mortified: what-

Childe laughing his ass off

Xiao: please-

Y/n: what the hell-

Y/n: I think you’ve drank to much boys…

They both frowned and left the room

Zhongli: I’m way to sober for this *grabs the unconscious Ajax and goes to his room*

Yeah that’s what happens in this one!

I changed it quite a bit due to wanting it to fit said characters lol, anyways have a great day~!

Ohhh ok

Tim: Eat the rich

Interviewer: You are aware that you are included in the rich, are you not, Mr Drake?

Tim: Look, it's up to the people if they want to eat me too, but I donate to countless charities and go out of my way to fund schools, end homelessness, help others, and Lex Luthor is trying to kill Superman so,.... which one of us deserves it more?

Diluc: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

Already have the prologue written~!

This is gonna be fun…!

I know that I tend to go writing for a bunch of different fandoms and stuff… but would anyone want another Jurassic park/world story from me? Because I have this specific thing I want to write and am planning to! But I’m happy to not post it if no one wants it lol

Hehehehehe… also this will most likely be a story that starts either in the timeline of the original Jurassic park movie or before it~!

I should post Qualms and Ferocity here on tumblr but like I haven’t yet wanted to since I want to make part 4 and part 5 first I guess? But anyways it will be added to my tumblr soon lol

Nezuko in Avatar: TWOW ❤️

She was helping her brother one minute then burning the next… ‘At least that demon died… I’m sorry big brother….’ She thought before her suffering ended.

She woke up in a beautiful yet un-earthly garden. “Dear child I’m so sorry you had to die… I’ll send you somewhere you can live now… where nothing can kill you… and I’ll make sure you can eat normal food… it’s the least I can do for you my child… as well as grant you the ability to walk in the sun… you get to keep your ability’s as well… take care my child, remember my name for it is Eywa… goodbye” Eywa said then a light consumed Nezuko….

When she wasn’t blinded by the light she blinked a few times, “where am I?” She asks looking around in amazement, “shhh! The light came from here..” she hears a hushed male voice say, “are you sure this is where the light came from Lo’ak??” Another male voice said to the first one now dubbed Lo’ak, Nezuko quickly turned into a form that was her actual age, then she saw them… it was two big blue people things? She shook her head at her mind, “w-what?” The two boys say in unison looking at Nezuko, they then look at each other silently communicating, “u-umm can you tell me where I am please?” Nezuko says concerned, “ok so you’re on Pandora… also why are you here… you’re definitely a sky demon but you aren’t wearing what they usually wear… and how can you breathe without a mask??” the one who’s name hasn’t been said yet asked, “I’ve never heard of pandora before… I’m from Japan and this is normal clothing where I’m from… also what do you mean Sky demon?” Nezuko asked, “I don’t know what Japan is… Lo’ak let’s take her to dad…” the boy said, “for once I agree with you Neteyam… also I guess it’s nice to meet you Nezuko, I’m Lo’ak and that’s Neteyam….” Lo’ak says smiling a bit, then suddenly Nezuko was picked up by Neteyam, startling her and making her grip onto him with her claws accidentally coming out and digging into him but then she realises and puts them away, Neteyam hissed, “oh… sorry about that I didn’t mean to claw you…. I was just startled” Nezuko says making Neteyam look at her and smile, “ok let’s go and it’s ok Nezuko I don’t mind” Neteyam replied taking off Lo’ak following behind…

Once at the village people stared at the cute girl In Neteyams arms, he quickly found his father facing away from him talking to his mother in their Marui, his mother gasped causing his father to turn around, “Sir… this is Nezuko… we found her in a spot a bright light appeared…” Neteyam said and Lo’ak nodded, their father sighed, “Nezuko…. Why are you on pandora? And how are you without a mas-” they heard a gasp from the entrance, “who’s this??” A young girl asked while pulling an older girl and a normal human boy with her, “hi I’m Nezuko!” Nezuko says waving from where she was next to Neteyam and Jake, “wow- you’re pretty… anyways I’m Spider!” Spider says, “I agree with Spider, also I’m Kiri” Kiri says, this makes Nezuko blush, Neytiri looks at Jake, “I guess this is where that lovely lady sent me… I’m glad I get this second chance!” Nezuko says, this makes Kiri look at Nezuko and the others just smiled at her not really paying any attention, “did you get that lady’s name by chance??? You seem different and I want to confirm this” Kiri says making everyone in the hut besides Tuk look between her and Nezuko, “I think she said her name was Eywa…?” Nezuko replies making everyone besides Tuk freeze for a minute, “ok that confirms it! You aren’t one of the normal sky demons, you’re special…” Kiri says everything made sense to everyone except Nezuko and Tuk, “does this mean she can stay and be my friend?” Tuk says to Jake and Neytiri with Puppy dog eyes, “Ma Jake, I’m ok with it if you are” Neytiri says, “ok Nezuko you can stay, but you have to stay with one of us most of the time ok?” Jake says, “thank you! What should I call you?” Nezuko says, “just call me Jake, and you’re welcome” Jake replies and pets Nezukos head, “Ok Jake!” Nezuko says happily, “come with me and Tuk, Nezuko! We can dress you like a Navi if you want as well!!” Kiri says dragging Nezuko away.

It was now dinner time, everyone was around the fire, Nezuko was sat between Neteyam and Kiri, “your hair is so nice Nezuko!! It’s lovely to braid!” Kiri says while braiding Nezukos hair, “I guess it is!” Nezuko replied still staring at the food she was handed, “why aren’t you eating?” Neteyam asked Nezuko, “I don’t know.. I guess this isn’t normal for me…” Nezuko replies, she bit the bullet and took a bite, she could eat it!! “This is so good!!” She says not realising the whole Sully family(- Tuk) was looking at her concerned about what she said before starting to eat, they shook it off, “I’m glad you like the food Nezuko” Neytiri says smiling at her as Nezuko proceeds to stuff her face more until all her food is done, “thank you all for the food and also letting me stay with you’s!” Nezuko says, “it’s no problem at all! My kids will take you with them tomorrow as well so that you have company!” Neytiri says softly, Nezuko smiled more at that while suddenly hugging Neytiri who hugs back, Jake sees how happy Neytiri is, he knows this means she’s staying for good no matter what… at least the clan doesn’t mind Nezuko for some reason…

The end of this chapter! I just had to make this, I love this idea so much! Anyways have a lovely day bye!!

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Chapter two

After dinner they went back to their Marui, after arriving they all talked…

“Nezuko I have a question!” Tuk says while looking at Nezuko curiously, “what is it?” Nezuko replies, “why don’t you wear a mask like spider?” Tuk asks, this catches Nezuko off guard, “wait why is Spider wearing a mask in the first place? I’m still confused about him needing to…” she replied confused, “humans can’t breathe pandora’s air…” Jake replied, “oh well I guess I’m different?” Nezuko responded, “well I guess you are…” Jake says then mumbles to himself, Nezuko smiles at this, “your smile is so pretty Nezuko!” Tuk says squealing, “thank you Tuk” Nezuko replied smiling more, everyone besides Tuk became stunned for a moment at how blinding Nezukos smile is, “also why do you have pink eyes? And fangs?” Tuk says now confusing everyone who didn’t even notice beforehand, “wait why do you?” Neteyam says curious like the rest of his family, “I can explain but it’s a long story so I’ll give you the shortest answer for now which is; my eyes were still pink but a darker pink when I was born, so until about two to three years ago they still were but then something happened which caused my eyes to change to a lighter pink, it also caused me to have fangs and some other stuff…” Nezuko states with sadness threatening to set in, this silences the sullys, “that sounds like it was a difficult thing to deal with…” Lo’ak says staring at Nezuko with something that says he can’t help but feel as if he should understand even if he doesn’t… “oh, oh! Do you have any fun stories Nezuko?” Tuk says changing the subject, this perks Nezuko up, “what type of stories would you be interested in?” Nezuko asks now happy, “good idea Tuk! Just in time for your bedtime as well!” Jake says realising that it’s the time they all usually go to sleep, “I’m fine with a short story if it’s okay?” Nezuko says now looking at Neytiri and Jake, they smile and both nod. Everyone except Nezuko was in a position to fall asleep and so Nezuko started, “once a long time ago…”

That’s the end of this chapter I hope you enjoyed this chapter bye! Have a good day!

This one might as well be apart of my story and it’s basically guaranteed to be the case but here’s the thing…

It’s 201 years before traveler wakes up and starts his journey….

Y/n arrives at Fontaine, and you know what ends up happening? She ends up trying to adopt all the melusines, yeah let’s just say Neuvillette and Focalors weren’t very happy… here’s what went down…

Neuvillette: do you know why you’re in the court today?

Y/n: no-

Focalor: you are here because you tried to adopt the Melusines…

Y/n: true-

Focalor: and you tried to physically fight Neuvillette for custody….

Y/n: maybe-

Focalors: you are hereby banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

Neuvillette: wait she’ll be dead by then-

Focalors: yes that’s the idea-

Y/n: ‘I’m going to keep my mouth shut now’

Focalors: someone please drop this woman off at the borders!

And so y/n got banned from Fontaine for 200 years…

201 years later when Traveler is in court for some reason, y/n bursts through the fucking door…

Y/n: I’m back bitches~!

Focalors: oh fuck yes someone entertaining!

Neuvillette: oh shit she’s back…

Y/n: did you miss me~!!

Focalors: I’m really happy to see you y/n! Sorry for banning you from Fontaine for 200 years!

Y/n: it’s fine I shouldn’t have tried to adopt the Melusines, or try to fight Neuvillette…

Paimon: wAIT WHAT?!?!??!!

Traveler: first everything that’s already happened… now this shit…

Neuvillette on the verge of a panic attack: celestia please no! Just noooo!!!!

Yeah that was a day no one that witnessed it could forget, oh yeah Xiao and Venti were watching both baffled and amazed at this…

Lol that’s the whole thing! Might rewrite this at a later date when I actually get to this part of the actual story! Have a great day!

Immortal Hiccup pt 7/8/9

Chapter seven

We start off with Tuffnut walking up to hiccup, “Hey hiccy, so when yah gonna tell the village about you and toothless” Tuffnut stated casually surprising Hiccup, “W-what do you mean” Hiccup stated attempting to act innocently, “C’mon me and my sister know about you two being mates, I mean you aren’t very good at hiding it, I mean you’re not as subtle as you’re attempting to act” Tuffnut said matter of factly, “fine you caught me, but please don’t say anything to the village, I plan on telling them soon” Hiccup pleaded to Tuffnut, “I wasn’t going to tell the village, neither was my sister, also your other secret is safe as well” he stated calmly.

“Wait what other secret???” Hiccup said startled, “the whole you being immortal and knowing how to speak to dragons thing, also the speaking to dragons thing was known by the whole village already” Tuffnut stated just as calmly as before, “so why did no one ask me if I actually knew how to-, anyway back to the topic, y-ou knew I was immortal? Since when and how??” Hiccup spluttered exasperated, “I mean talking to dragons was easy to find out for everyone in the village, and to answer about how me and my sister knew about you being immortal, we heard you talking to Toothless about it but we kept out mouths shut” Tuffnut explained, “Thank you and Ruffnut for keeping it a secret Tuffnut” Hiccup Stated, to which Tuffnut smiled and nodded.

Sorry for the short chapter but I’ll make the next at least the normal amount of words I do!! Have a lovely day and I hope you enjoyed!!!!

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Chapter 8

It was a lovely day on the island of Berk, you could see two dragons flying over that nearly had been forgotten, Hiccups sister and Heather were back…

“The Daughter of the Chiefs home!!” Gobber announced loudly, people gathered starting to ask questions about her and Heathers adventures beyond the waters of the archipelago.

“My goodness what Happened since I left 6 months ago???” Hiccups sister stated to Gobber, Hiccup and Stoick, “so about that…” Hiccup says slightly scared.

After explaining what exactly happened to Berk, and how Toothless became the alpha of the dragons, she was utterly stunned, “Lilith, sister are you…. ok?” Hiccup stated concerned due to her being stunned for over 5 minutes, “Wait, Moms back?????” She stated going from stunned to happy in and instant, “My girl is all grown up, I’m so proud” Valka stated with warmth in her heart for her child while embracing her crying, “I’m so happy you’re back mom, me and Hiccup missed you so much!!” Lilith said crying happily, “and I missed you both just as much my children” Valka said still embracing Lilith while waving Hiccup to come join there little hug pile, which he gladly did and then Stoick joined soon after. The Family is back together.

“So did Hiccup finally start dating Toothless and tell everyone he was Immortal...?”

To be continued…

Have a lovely day!!!

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Chapter 9

“W-what?!?!” Hiccup questioned, “ok so to the first question yes, but no one besides Stoick, me, Gobber or the dragons knew… and to the second question the answer is no one except me and Toothless were told” Valka said slightly panicked, this instantly clicked into everyone’s minds, it made sense that Hiccup was immortal somehow, no one questioned that in the slightest, but dating Toothless, there was only one thing to be said… “Hiccup why didn’t you tell us you and Toothless got together???” Astrid asked furiously, Hiccup began backing up while spluttering nonsense excuses, then he ran, this caused everyone to laugh at the sight of him being chased by Astrid across the village.

“Well it’s about time, I swear I thought they would never confess, I’m glad they finally did” Lilith said getting nods from Stoick, Valka and Gobber.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I’ll most likely start into the third movie next chapter, have a lovely day bye!!

…this is such a good idea though, I would read it

Movie about a modern day woman who's really into archery and stuff like that who somehow gets sent back in time to ancient greece and by chance is found in a temple to a certain goddess. Now, she has to El Dorado her way around as the goddess Artemis.

Yae Miko’s story quest is hitting me hard due to how it is…

Like wtf? Don’t call me out on writers block :(!!!

Yae I love you and all but please don’t make me feel like this :(((!