@joshscorcher (just In Case You Didn’t Already Like This)

This is why I made the poll for the pen name. https://www.tumblr.com/dreamboundedstar/714892108056674304/which-sounds-like-the-best-pen-name-for-tina?source=share I'm aware that I chose 2nd place but the poll was never about picking the winner but to help me realize what I really wanted. Shout out to the people that commented on the Reddit post I made that helped me figure out what I really wanted for Tina's pen name as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/BobsBurgers/comments/12p8xdk/imagine_this_tina_has_grown_to_be_a_successful/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Tori Ryder as Tina's pen name is my backup plan in case the show makes its own pen name for Tina or uses her real name. That way I can say it's a completely different person and Tina's just projecting onto the cover as usual. Now that I got credits out of the way onto the piece at hand. Anyway, I've been wanting to do this for a while because I love Greek mythology, Tina loves horses, immediately wanted to do Tina as a centaur. I thought it would be funny to have one of older Tina's published stories be centaur people and a minotaur. I was hesitant to do it for a while though because drawing horse and cow anatomy is intimidating as all get out. Any other option would be expensive though so I eventually put on my big girl pants and did this. I think this piece made me develop carpal tunnel but it was worth it. Serves me right for not remembering to use my whole arm when drawing anyway. XD Originally the idea had Tina as the alicorn centaur and Jimmy Jr. as the sea centaur because Tina would want to be the alpha horse person while it was easy to pun JJ's name as a sea centaur (Swimmy Jr. XD). I switched it when I realized that Tina also had a love for marine life and her being a sea centaur became more fitting. So now onto the name of the characters for this fake story Zeke - Iezekial the minotaur Tina - Princess Tritina the ichthyocentaur

Jimmy Jr. - Prince Iakobos II the Sky Kisser the alicorn centaur Anyway, this is a fake cover I wanted to do because I thought it would be funny to do a trashy romance novel parody. I'm not intending to make a story based on the cover ever. I already have other story ideas that are slowly dying so I don't need to add another one. XD Here's the cover I based my cover's color palette on. https://books.google.com/books/content?id=UHWJkQdCSSwC&pg=PP1&img=1&zoom=3&hl=en&bul=1&sig=ACfU3U3w_r4ifjjKvLVPGpz285AX4gHYLw&w=1280 You're free to do a fanfic based on this cover if you want though. I encourage it so I don't have to do it! XD The basic idea is the story is a love triangle story and you're free to decide who wins (though it's Ancient Greece and it's Tina, you read the context clues XD). Anyway, hope you like it! I'm really proud of this piece. :3

Incorrect Bob's Burgers Quotes 2

TINA: So you know , ... he called me.

JIMMY JR.: Already?

GENE: Zeke called you?

TINA: [nods]

GENE: He he This guy really gets around.

TINA: Do you mind?

JIMMY JR.: I don't mind at all. Why should I mind? What did he say?

TINA: He asked me out for Saturday night.

JIMMY JR.: Oh, ya' going?

TINA: I told him I was busy.

JIMMY JR.: Ah, really.

TINA: So, we're going out Friday.

[long pause]

JIMMY JR.: Friday?

TINA: Yeah.

JIMMY JR.: He's going out with you on Friday?

TINA: Yeah.

JIMMY JR.: He's supposed to see ME on Friday.

TINA: Oh, uh, I didn't know.

JIMMY JR.: We made plans.

TINA: Well, uh, I'll cancel it.

JIMMY JR.: No, don't cancel it.

TINA: Huh. Well this is a little awkward, isn't it?

JIMMY JR.: Well, frankly it is.

TINA: I've never seen you this jealous before.

JIMMY JR.: Well you're not even a fan. I was at match six - you didn't even watch it.

TINA: Wait a second, wait a minute! You jealous of him or you jealous of me?

[long pause]

Time for a new Commission chart! I had to add a couple dollars to accommodate for the paypal fee. OTL

I’ve had some great customers, but I’m in a semi-tight situation, so if you are interested or want to help send me a PM here or on DeviantArt! For those who want to help, but can’t commission me you can still send any donations to my Ko-Fi or simple REBLOG! 8D

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Fantastic art

The Ultimate Steven Universe Question Has Been Answered!

Did Ronaldo officially get his Ohime-Sama back?!

Survey says...

Yes!

Oh thank goodness, I know how all of you were so worried about the happiness of Ronaldo. I mean you all just love him so darn much! You can rest easy now knowing Janaldo is canon again!

What Miraculous Ladybug does to my mind!

Because I absolutely forget that this guy...

Is also this guy...

But neither of them will ever be this guy...

Step up your game!

Just a fun cosplay idea I wanted to do. I made them adults in the image because it felt right. Edmund is basically a Viking, werewolf woodcutter and Debora is an Irish, little, red, riding hood leanan sidhe (for context, a leanan sidhe is an Irish fairy that feeds on the life force of artists in exchange for being a muse). I either wanted to make Debora's costume a leanan sidhe or vampire, I chose the former because I like that it was vampiric in nature but not a full on vampire. I liked the description fit Debora's character more than a vampire would. Anyway, Hope you like what you see. P.S. Edmund's muscles are fake and it's just stuffing. Adult Edmund would never be that buff in my book and would only have muffin tops. XD

I just saw a preview for tomorrow's Bob's Burgers episode and let's just say the fans will soon have a new favorite fan kid name to give to the Belcher fan children. XD

https://ultrakeencollectionbreadfan.tumblr.com/post/186569450020/concept-art-for-steven-spielberg-and-amblimations?is_related_post=1#notes Just a link for more concept art.

We could of had this! I get that the original author didn’t want the cats as actual cats, but I might have actually liked this musical if it was portrayed like this. It most certainly would have been easier to look at in my opinion. At least there are some animatics floating around on youtube that have cats singing some of the musical numbers. Thank goodness for fan content!

Character concept art for Steven Spielberg and Amblimation’s unmade Cats movie, 1997.

Bob's Burgers Birthday Headcanons (Just some of the kids, no adults bday HCs sorry)

Tina - March 7th, 1998 (I liked the idea of using the abbreviation of March and 7 to make it almost look like Mary. Mary sounds like marry after all, which is something Tina would like to do when she's older. RIP July 8th birthday headcanon I wanted to keep so bad.) Gene - December 3rd, 2000 (It's already confirmed that Gene is a Sagitarrius so this one was the easiest to choose. I thought it would be cool for Gene's birthday to be the median date of Thanksgiving and the first of the 12 days of Christmas. Also 12/3, twelve is divisible by 3. XD)

Louise - January 19th, 2002 (basically the opposite date of the median date of Tina's and Gene's bday, July 20th)

Zeke - May 23rd, 1998 (The most we know is that Zeke's mom was pregnant with him during prom. I thought it would the funniest outcome to have Zeke be born on prom night. The unfortunate part of the idea is that there's no one prom date, so I'm never going to have an exact perfect date for this idea. I also didn't realize I was using the birthday of Bob's voice actor until after the fact. So it might change later, depending on if I find a better prom date for Zeke's mom or not) Jimmy Jr. - February 17th, 1998 (Release date of Footloose, I thought it would be fitting for him.) Rudy - April 6th, 2002 (it's when the episode, "House of 1000 Bounces" came out so I just made it easy on myself for this one) That's all the bdays I want to give headcanons to. If anyone wants to give suggestions for better prom dates for Zeke's birth, be my guest. I choose 1998 for Tina, Zeke, and Jimmy Jr. because 2011 is when Tina's first birthday episode was aired and roll with it, regardless of the floating timeline. I needed to figure out which numbers were Saturday for Zeke's birthday somehow. XD