I’m Just A Leaf 🍃 And You Are The Wind 🌬

Should I be scared?

Screaming Sicilian Pizza

Beautiful redhead 😍

A Mexican becomes a Spaniard when he or she marries into your family.

there’s plenty of fucking differences between a Mexican and a Spaniard you arrogant swines you don’t go to New Mexico and accuse everyone of being Mexican unless you have intentions of getting stabbed

I would walk like a king amongst men if I had a woman like this enhancing my life.

This why I fist bump instead of shaking hands.

A master pickpocket demonstrates all his tricks. Take a moment to watch this video so you won’t fall victim to such tactics. (VIDEO)

So today I learned that a pat on the back is only inches away from a kick in the pants.

Imagine her as a western pioneer woman.

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Past meets present.

Photographer Introduces Himself to His Childhood Self in Series of Hilarious Photoshopped Images