Drog96 - Untitled

Draco: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like, seven years now. No response.

Harry: Wow, they sound stupid.

Draco: But they’re not. They’re actually really smart. They’re just…dense.

Harry: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like I don’t know…just say “Hey I love you!”

Draco: I guess you’re right. Hey Potter, I love you.

Harry: See, just like that!

Draco: holy fucking shit.

Harry: If that flies over their head then sorry, they’re just too dumb for you!

sorry not sorry 

it’s that time of the year so i had to bring back my favourite classics. happy holidays guys, i wish yall all the best.

supernatural au where everything is the same except every time dean says ‘buddy’ to cas he says ‘baby’ instead

Yandere Frieza singing "You'll Be Back" from the Hamilton Musical 👀 These lines especially:

You'll be back, soon you'll see. You'll remember you belong to me. You'll be back, time will tell. You'll remember that I served you well.

And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Ight, first post on this app.

I think that the yandere aspect of the MHA fantasy AU should honestly lean less towards the smutty aspect and more into the romantic aspect. Like yes I do enjoy a bit of filthy content every now and then but I wanna see more romance.

Like there was this trope in the 80s fantasy films where the main woman character is either captured or forced into a dream sequence and all the main villain wants to do is make her his queen and dance with her. Like I wanna see that! Also another trope is a kingdom abducting a princess so that she can marry their prince.

Like there are so many possibilities like Mr Compress as the goblin king from labyrinth or something. (I know y'all simps would go fucking feral if y'all saw him in the type of outfits the goblin king wears in that film.)

Also Spinner in a Princess and the Goblins type of story. (The movie is on YT btw.)

Or Shigaraki or Dabi as the Lord of Darkness from Legend!

Might write these concepts if I'm feeling like it.

Tony: “When I drift off I will dream about you. It’s always been you.” 

Thor: *sat alone because he’s lost everything* 

Nat: *on the brink of tears* 

Bruce: *nearly crying at pictures of Shuri and Peter* 

Steve: *Actually crying* 

Me:

The Merlin and the other after they had watched all Disney movies

Gwen: I’m Tiana and Lance is my Naveen.

Lancelot: Of course my princess.

Gwaine: Of course I’m Flynn Rider *smirks*

Percival: Those this mean I’m Maximus, the horse, because I keep you from getting into troubles?

Elyan: I’m so Hercules guys *get scared by a cockroach*

Leon: *after he had killed said cockroach* I’m Simba *hairs swish*

Arthur: NO LEON! I’M THE LION KING! I AM SIMBA!

Morgana: I’m mother Gothel o Maleficent it depends on the days.

Uther: I’m Father Frollo because- *see something strange* SORCERY!!!!

Gaius: Merlin, boy, how is called that monkey in the movie with the lion?

Merlin: Rafiki?

Gaius: Yes, I’m Rafiki because I’m older then all of you and much more wise.

Mordred: I’m Flounder!!

Merlin: No, you’re a traitor, like Scar.

Gwen: Merlin, who are you?

Merlin: I’m Pascal from Tangled, because I’m done with all of you.

the evolution of misha and the tapeball

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