Dracula: After they killed Lisa, who wouldn’t want the genocide of the human race???
Alucard:
Yandere Frieza singing "You'll Be Back" from the Hamilton Musical 👀 These lines especially:
You'll be back, soon you'll see. You'll remember you belong to me. You'll be back, time will tell. You'll remember that I served you well.
And when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
Draco: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like, seven years now. No response.
Harry: Wow, they sound stupid.
Draco: But they’re not. They’re actually really smart. They’re just…dense.
Harry: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like I don’t know…just say “Hey I love you!”
Draco: I guess you’re right. Hey Potter, I love you.
Harry: See, just like that!
Draco: holy fucking shit.
Harry: If that flies over their head then sorry, they’re just too dumb for you!
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We all know who the REAL Doctor Sexy is
Gwen: I’m Tiana and Lance is my Naveen.
Lancelot: Of course my princess.
Gwaine: Of course I’m Flynn Rider *smirks*
Percival: Those this mean I’m Maximus, the horse, because I keep you from getting into troubles?
Elyan: I’m so Hercules guys *get scared by a cockroach*
Leon: *after he had killed said cockroach* I’m Simba *hairs swish*
Arthur: NO LEON! I’M THE LION KING! I AM SIMBA!
Morgana: I’m mother Gothel o Maleficent it depends on the days.
Uther: I’m Father Frollo because- *see something strange* SORCERY!!!!
Gaius: Merlin, boy, how is called that monkey in the movie with the lion?
Merlin: Rafiki?
Gaius: Yes, I’m Rafiki because I’m older then all of you and much more wise.
Mordred: I’m Flounder!!
Merlin: No, you’re a traitor, like Scar.
Gwen: Merlin, who are you?
Merlin: I’m Pascal from Tangled, because I’m done with all of you.