May I request a wukong x reader who has insomnia
Sure thing! I myself don't have insomnia, so if I get some things wrong, someone tell me! I don't like spreading misinformation about stuff like that
Okay so I know this is going to sound weird, but literally when you first told him about your insomnia, he immediately asked if it was because of his loud ass snoring
This is assuming you guys both sleep in the same room btw!! But when you say that it isn't (though it kind of does bother you a tiny bit) he starts looking up ways on how to help you deal with your insomnia
Insomnia is mostly caused because of one's lifestyle, or something that's making the person have a messed up sleep schedule, so once he realizes that he is going to demand that you take a vacation
He does it very subtly though. Like he keeps dropping hints here and there for you to take a vacation, or at the very least take some breaks
He whines that you aren't paying enough attention to him and forcibly removes you from your work and cuddles you in your bed
You literally can't fight him, he is so much stronger than you
Just give in, he gives the best cuddles anyways
Full on gives you a strict bedtime and wake time you gotta keep consistent with. If he finds that out you're one minute late, he is at your side IMMEDIATELY
Becomes your new exercise coach. You guys jog together and do some basic exercises early in the morning. If you ever complain about it he'll just smile and tell you to keep on going because you're doing such a great job right now and it would be a shame to just stop!!
Tries his best to help you limit your naps. Which is hard for him because he LOVES afternoon naps with you. He sucks it up though, because he really wants you to be healthy
Forbids you in taking coffee/alcohol. Instead he insists that you start drinking some tea instead. He won't force you to, but it's a healthier alternative and could help you greatly with your insomnia
If you end up liking the tea, he'll get you a whole ass bag of it. Don't ask where it's from.
He goes to Sandy and asks for some tea recommendations to help with sleep. It ends up working really well, and it tastes great too!
He doesn't know much about mortal things like this, so he tries really hard to help you with it. He's searching the internet for remedies and asking MK and the gang for help. Wukong even once considered using some mystical substance to help you, but he puts that on the back burner for now, because he wants to learn more natural ways to help you than resorting to that
Wukong really does love you and can be a bit overbearing during these. If you tell him to tone it down he will, but he still tries to help you.
You're his partner! You deserve a good nights sleep!!
Seriously though, if you still have insomnia after all this, he's throwing hands with any and all dream gods
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Hope you liked this!! A bit shorter than the other things I wrote, but this was super fun to write!!
Warning: Suggestive Themes, typos because I don't have the energy to proof read, I wrote this in discord like months ago.
Notes: I haven't posted in a while, so have this shot that's been sitting in my drafts for like two months. Amnesia rules Macaque, eh? Has a reference to Sweet n Sour Hearts, too.
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You were just chilling on the sofa when you heard the chatter.
Wukong had asked you to stay put, needing to leave in the middle of your game sesh. Mk messaged him about something and, though he totally CAN read, he figured it'd be easier to handle in person.
So, alone with the monkies, you were left on the mountain to wait. It wasn't so bad. You even got a little nap in.
Eventually, though, Wukong came back. And he had someone with him.
"Good to be back! When did we leave, anyway?"
Is that..?
"For the last time, you- Don't just go in there!"
You saw the door begin to open, two figures standing just outside of it. It shut again, however, and you heard Wukong try to ramble out some sort of threat, but it fizzled out with a sigh.
You didn't pay much attention to the rest of the conversation, standing up with caution. You stepped towards the door, the wood under your feet creaking. The voices stopped.
You heard a small ~woosh~, followed by Wukong yelling 'NO'.
And then you had arms around your waist and a tail trailing up your leg.
"So, this is why you didn't want me in here,~" Macaque spoke, his sultry voice right next to your ear. You tensed up, flinching as the door slammed back open.
The King seemed rather irritated.
"Wukong-?" You spoke, trying to step away from his counterpart. He let you, watching with a mischievous grin and curious eyes. You looked between them both, "What's going on?"
"First name basis already?" Macaque spoke with a playful scoff. You eyed him with confusion, watching his tail flick as he started matching your gaze intently, "Well, that's not fair.~ You got a head start!"
"What...?" You grumbled, eyebrows furrowing at the dark simian as he plopped himself down on the couch, legs spread with his arms draping over the back of it. You pouted, "Macaque, what are you talking about?"
His ears petked up and his smile grew, his tail swaying in delight. His eyes seemed locked on you.
"Oh, so you do know my name," he cooed, "Good.. you'll need it.~"
...
"Wukong, what in the fuck is happening right now?"
Macaque burst into laughter at your blunt, tired tone. The Monkey King, however, was rubbing his eyes in irritation.
"I- Look, remember when Pigl- Pigsy gave me that pepper? During our little journey?"
You flushed, the memory flashing in your mind.
"No, no, no, that won't do. You belong to the Great Sage now, m'kay?~"
"... Vaguely." You lied, looking away out of the corner of your eye.
You stole a glance at Macaque, who was lounging with his eyes closed. His ears, however, were pointed towards you both. He was listening closely.
"Well-" Wukong tossed his hands in the air in exasperation, huffing in frustration as he motioned to his once sworn brother, "Yeah."
"... So... That's why Mk needed you?"
"Nice kid," Macaque interjected before Wukong could speak, making the King glare at his counterpart, "Enough about all this, though-"
You yelped as you felt yourself being yanked forward, Macaque's tail wrapped around your waist as he placed you unceremoniously into his lap. He placed on hand on your hip, opening his eyes to gaze down at you, his fangs extenuating his grin.
"I'm more interested in you, pretty thing.~"
You blinked owlishly, feeling heat slowly rise up your face and to your ears.
"H-.. huh?"
"So where'd he pick you up, hm?" He teased, his other hand reaching to your neck. He used his finger to trail his claw up your neck to your chin, inspecting you with intrigued eyes, "He hasn't brought anyone home before.. You must be special, princess.~"
"Alright, put them down!" Wukong growled, "That's enough!"
The King rushed forward in an attempt to grab you, but you felt a sudden rush of gravity. You sunk into the couch below you with Macaque-
And then popped up onto the lounge chair instead.
This time, however, you were draped over his lap sideways, your legs hanging over the arm rest and his hand resting on your calf. His tail resting around your shoulders now, holding you up in your sitting position so you wouldn't have your back pressed into the other arm rest. You flailed around a bit when you first emerged, but he didn't seem to mind.
"I was right!" The Puppeteer cackled, eyes wide in wonder and amusement. His tail lightly thumped against your shoulder as your eyes darted back and forth.
"About what?!" Wukong loudly spoke in frustration, throwing his hands up.
"You're courting them!"
Macaque laughed as he spoke, his tail retreating from your shoulders so he could instead place his arm over them, tugging you closer. You could only blink in surprise, in confusion, as it all happened. You looked to Wukong for an answer, but he simply avoided your gaze with red cheeks. You felt your face heat up a bif, too.
"Macaque.. Let. Them. Go," Wukong growled, fur bristling.
The charcoal furred simian let out a deep chuckle, using his newly found grip on your shoulder to turn you around. He wrapped his arm around your chest, pulling back into his own while his tail wrapped around your waist. His other hand, now no longer on your leg, trailed up your arm to your neck.
"Oh, Wukong,~" the macaque purred, his hand gently yet firmly grasping your throat, the tips of his claws grazing your skin. You felt your breath catch as you froze up, feelimg the blood rush to your cheeks, "I don't think they mind. Do you, dollface?~"
"I- uhm.. w-what-?"
"Besides- You finally courting someone? Well.."
Macaque placed his chin on your shoulder, making you look at him out of the corner of your eye. He caught your gaze with a sly grin.
"They have got to be interesting.."
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Is tumblr being dumb? Did my ask go through? :(
-🍑 anon
WAH!! So sorry for the late response, 🍑 anon!!
These past few weeks my school was in Hell Week™ where we had to complete all these piled up assignments right before our exams. And ofc, after that was Exam week, so safe to say I was pretty busy </33
Don't feel bad tho!! Every time I opened my tumblr for a break I'd look into my inbox and seeing ur ask made me power thru the shit i had to do!! The motivation of having to finish stuff to answer ur ask was WILD dude!!
RAHHH MY EXAMS R OVER NOW AND MY CHRISTMAS BREAK IS NEAR SO FEEL FREE TO COME BACK AND SEND IN ASKS AGAIN!!
Happy birthday to the silent blog 🥳🎉
-🐢 anon
YEAHH HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BLOG 🎉🎉
and oh man ur right,, my ass has really not been posting much here huh,, my bad-
not sure when i'll be able to get back into the rhythm of making new x reader requests since i've been pretty busy these past few days, especially with Sonic the Fucking Hedgehog (affectionate) on the brain like 24/7. And I still gotta watch s4 of LMK.... I haven't been that far into ROTTMNT either....
Welp! What happens happens. Here's to hoping in the future, I'll get back to the swing of things and start working on my old requests (still VERY sorry to people who sent them in </33). I might even post some STH x readers here and there, if I'm lucky!
But for now, happy birthday to this goofy blog! Yippee!!
heya! is it okay to ask for Wukong and Macaque x a chubby, trans male reader? like the reader is insecure about his body, but Wukong and Macaque helps him feel better?
Hello!! I hope you like this; I'm not really an expert in writing trans readers and dysphoria, but I do want to learn more on how to!!
Wukong understands why you're insecure. He doesn't agree with it, of course not! You're the most handsome person ever! But he gets why you can feel that way
He tries to make you feel better by cracking some jokes. Anything to see you smile and forget about those bad thoughts
Things like "C'mon, you're amazing! I mean, look at me. I'm a literal stone monkey, and there are people out there that think I'm a smokeshow! I mean, they aren't wrong but..."
Loves your chub. He makes sure you know how much he loves your chub. Always sleeps on top of you and kisses your belly
He offers up to take a ride on his cloud to take your mind off it, or maybe just take a stroll around the mountain
If not, he'll probably get some snacks and cuddle up with you on his couch watching TV shows. Keeps telling you how GREAT you are for cuddling and how amazing you are
You're his boyfriend after all! If you managed to keep this cocky monkey under control, then you're just as amazing as he is!! (Maybe even more amazing)
Oh, Mac totally gets where you're coming from. He uses a glamour to hide what he really looks like, so he gets what you're feeling
Tries his best at comforting you. He's not the best with... words. He can tell you what you want to hear, but he doesn't want it to be so empty
So he takes down his glamour in front of you, for the first time ever. This is a really vulnerable moment for him, so bear with him as he tries to muster up the courage to speak
Tells you that he understands your feelings, but for him, you're the most perfect guy he's seen. He's quite the looker and got some attention from some people before, sure, but that was because he got his glamour on. You're the first person to ever see what he really looks like
Him taking his glamour off was his way of comforting you. Saying things like "I don't think I'm all that good looking either. But if you still love me, even if I look like this, then why shouldn't I love you back? You're the most perfect person in the world to me."
Mac doesn't really care about looks all that much. He seriously thinks you're the greatest, regardless of what you look like. He makes sure to tell you that every single day!!
And you know he means it, because his glamour is always off whenever you're around :]]
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Hope this was good! Wukong's was more optimistic while Mac was more emotional. That's mostly because I think Wukong would try cheering you up using jokes and reassurances while Mac reveals to you what he looks like in a show of trust and comfort.
Wukong has no problem with being genuine, but Mac does, so the only way I could see him trying to comfort you was basically showing you his own version of "woah you're just like me fr" /j
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
My friend that's just the start of many stories(uncanny valley of questions)
Also i do appreciate you like my presence lol for a moment i thought maybe you we're uncomfortable about me but I'm glad it's the opposite :)
do your requests,I'm watching you..)
-🐢 anon
🐢 anon's life be wilding frfr
OFC I LOVE UR PRESENCE EVERYTIME I SEE U IN MY ASKBOX I GO :D
oh my requests,, i forgor abt them,, i should probably work on them shouldnt i,,
yeahh ill do it later ^^ (will not in fact do it later) /hj
Bruh I return here to see mr.simprobots gall lol,really want to put a screw on this car I guess!(pun)
-🐢 anon
THIS WAS NOT HOW I EXPECTED UR RETURN TO GO- AHHAHAHAHHA
i love how thats how u know my friend as, bcs ur so right. She fr wants to ride that car (affectionate)
@chicken-blitz13
our turn to be his bbg