Sirius: I Am An Expert At Identifying Birds. 

IT’S THE LEGENDARY POST I’VE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

James: Lily, can I ask you a question?

Lily: You just did.

James: Okay, can I ask you two questions?

Lily: You just did.

James, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!

Lily: You just did.

James: When?!

Lily: Just now.

save me fictional lesbians save me (they in fact won't save me) (they will probably make things worse) (they wil literally break my heart forever and leave me pick up the pieces for the rest of my life)

James: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture." 

Remus: ...I think we should leave this bar.

Dorcas Meadows!

First time posting fanart, hope u guys like it

Harry: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen? 

Remus: Neither. 

Remus: Because it's twelve dumbass child

Sirius: rEMUS WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

Walburga: Everyone in our family is perfectly fine!!

Sirius, eating peanut butter out of a jar with no utensils or hands:

Bellatrix, creeping up behind Sirius with a butter knife:

Narcissa, covered in spicy mayo, spinning in circles:

Andromeda, cartwheeling into a brick wall:

Regulus, drowning in a birdbath:

Orion: … of course…

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

dorcas made the first move on marlene, but marlene won’t admit it.

*wolfstar raising harry*

harry: guys i have something to tell you. you might not like it, but it’s who i am, and i can’t hide that from you guys any longer

sirius: harry you can tell us anything!

remus: yes we love you!

harry: okay well… i’m bisexual… idk if you guys are okay with that or if you even know what it means but i had to tell you

remus:

sirius:

remus: harry what do you… what do you mean that we don’t know what being bisexual is??

harry: well yk because both of you are straight-

sirius: I’M SORRY WHAT

remus: harry you think we’re straight??

harry: yeah because you guys are!

sirius: REMUS AND I ARE MARRIED

harry: WHAT I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE ROOMMATES OR SOMETHING??

sirius: WE LITERALLY RAISED YOU 😭 YOU CALL US “MOONS” AND “PAD” DO YK WHAT THAT STANDS FOR HARRY?? IT STANDS FOR “MOM” AND “DAD”

harry: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE JUST RAISING ME PLATONICALLY??

remus: there’s literally a picture of us kissing above the fireplace…

harry: i thought it was a platonic kiss?? 😭😭😭

sirius: WE WEAR WEDDING RINGS

harry: I THOUGHT THEY WERE FRIENDSHIP RINGS

sirius: WHAT IS A FRIENDSHIP RING??

remus: we celebrated our anniversary last week!

harry: i thought it was some sort of friendship anniversary 😭

sirius: omg i knew i joked that he would be stupid because james is his father but this… this is another level

i made this 😭