Marlene Obsessing Over Effie Pt. 2

James: Are you drinking enough water? 

Remus: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth I guess. 

James: Are you eating enough food?

Remus: Oh don’t worry about that, my tears are VERY salty

Andromeda : What's the worst thing you guys have done? 

Narcissa: I stole a pear once.

Sirius: I hexed Regulus

Regulus: So I pushed him down the stairs.

Bellatrix: I’ve set fire to a couple towns, I guess.

Narcissa: Cool, cool. Andromeda?

Andromeda: 

Andromeda: I don’t break KitKats.

Sirius: EVIL!

crimson rivers dorlene, my loves 🖤

“When the arena breaks open, it's on Dorcas' orders” ahh I love them

fic: crimson rivers by bizarrestars (ao3)

i bet if there wasnt a war james would take lily’s name

Why is it always „Lily Potter“ and never „James Evans“ ?

Dorcas: Will you marry me?

Marlene: idk man that’s kinda gay

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.

"My child is fine." Your child is reading the angstiest fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends on purpose.

Jily Proposal

hogwarts graduation

after the ceremony, they cross the lake to the station by boat like in 1st year (to make it a whole circle)

they can’t fit four in a boat anymore

lily and james together

remus and sirius really close by with a camera

halfway across the lake, james gets on one knee

he doesn’t even finish his sentence before she says yes

they are both so happy

they stand up and kiss

its so romantic

until the boat tips over because they are standing up

but they are still so happy and laughing

its just a really sweet moment

Regulus: Ugh, I hate my second cousin.

Sirius: Which one?

Sirius: Wait

Lily Evans is for hot and sexy people. If you don't like Lily, well, I have some news for you.