Documentation Of My Wild Adventure Getting Stuck In My Spidey Suit For Three Hours A Week Or So Ago

Is this Mystic Messenger???

okay so im ordering sushi and this was on their menu

and i’m honestly so confused like there is no description of what it is, what’s in it, and doing a google search also leads to nothing

do they like, send me 5 cute bois that fall in love with me or something 

cause in that case i will add it to my cart

Not to be dramatic, but I would die for Humphrey.

From an OneyPlays intro

Me trying not to smile/laugh when reading a fluffy fic in public place:

wow…can you believe lesbians are so beautiful? that bisexual girls are so amazing? that pansexual girls are so wonderful???

i love wlw

Have a Sleepy Ding Dong from the Super Mario Odyssey Episode!!

Bisexual doesn't exactly mean men and women it can be any two genders. An example would be men and trans-men.

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

So you wanna live in Halloweentown

Autumn makes me want to live in a small town with tons of history and character. Leaf-strewn cobblestone streets. Old buildings and homes that range from small cottages to large estates. Maple, oak, and pine trees line the streets and cluster in yards, and when they all turn orange and gold in the fall it’s the most beautiful sight. Small local businesses thrive. It’s walking distance to your favorite coffee shop or diner. There’s an ancient library on the edge of town with the greatest selection of books, comfy armchairs, tables, and big windows to read by. Time moves slower there. Everything is safe.

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.