I Am Cringe But I Am NOT Free Yet Due To Paperwork Issues. Please Let Me Out.

i am cringe but i am NOT free yet due to paperwork issues. please let me out.

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i won't conform again i promise.

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duracel-battery
3 years ago

is anyone else completely entranced with drinking oddly colored drinks? i don't even liked strawberry flavored stuff and was still ecstatic to drink some strawberry flavored tea JUST because it was pink.

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shitpost random shit lord save me or dont this is why i should not be allowed near any chemicals or chemistry experiments i want to chug all of them my lifelong practice of self control is the only thin leash holding me back drinking colorful shit honestly just hand me something blue dear GOD
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duracel-battery
2 years ago

since supernatural exists in supernatural and books can get TV show adaptions the winchester boys could one day be forced to experience november 5th

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screaming crying throwing up supernatural dean winchester castiel humor november 5 2020 november 5th sam winchester spn destiel supernatural meta lol jk dean has to watch him and cas become canon in spanish maybe then he'll think “hey maybe??? maybe the people are correct and i should make out with cas” also spn merch would exist in the spn world and I think charlie would buy some just to wear when she hangs out with them to make them cry sam would lighty cringe and dean would full on vomit on her shoes psycological horror my brain rot is back because of the mystery spotcast
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duracel-battery
1 year ago

ah yes, angels and demons, my two favorite genders

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good omens good omens 2
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duracel-battery
1 month ago

hmmmm yeah so there's two of us now. are currently taking online quizzes to see if we get the same results. apparently if we were candle scents we would be eucalyptus tea.

fuuuck. just got cleaved in twain by a massive fan and BOTH detached parts of my body seem to be healing. fuuuck. is this asexual reproduction????

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how does one explain hijinks related spontaneous cloning to their parents? asking for a freind
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duracel-battery
1 year ago

don't want to make sense here anymore, sorry

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going to start shitposting to help vent my insanity
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duracel-battery
5 months ago

so glad i found out about the julian garak marriage thing before i watched the lower decks episode bc if it had surprised me it probably would've killed me. "his husband, julian bashir" bitch my heart would've stopped.

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star trek star trek lower decks ds9 julian bashir garashir garak
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duracel-battery
3 years ago

people: love and sex is what makes us human!!!

me: oh really? then explain this!

its the I'm Not A Robot check and the box is checked
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asexual humor aromantic lgbtq meme Aro ace aromantic meme i am not a robot aro ace memes im really not funny and i would apologize but its god's fault that i continue to exisit in the world imagine the peace you could be having right now if a giant grand piano came out of the sky and crushed me while i wrote this you can't! its immeasurable. asexual meme op isn't funny but we'll ignore it them queer jokes
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duracel-battery
3 months ago
set of 3 gifs from star trek: voyager "threshold" designed to mimic many a youtube thumbnail I've encountered in my day. GIF 1: a vertical line down the middle divides the gif into two. top center is the headline "GLOW UP" with sparkle emojis on either side. on the left is a black and white gif of tom paris. he sighs, then brings his hand to his forehead and moves it slowly down his face with a worried and exhausted expression. arranged around his face are the words "stressed" and "depressed" and at the bottom it reads "before". on the right is a gif of the mutated tom paris with his flappy skin and crazy eyes and horrifying smile. he is holding his own tongue, which is very red and dripping blood. arranged around his face are the words "bald", "glowing skin", "smiling", and "removeable tongue" and at the bottom it says "after". a yellow arrow is drawn from the "before" on the left to the "after" on the right.
GIF 2: for this one the "thumbnail" is just a simple gif of the janeway and paris lizards on their little beach. but underneath the title of the "video" is included ("I Crossed the Threshold......with MY BOSS (not clickbait)")
GIF 3: this one is, again, divided into two halves. on the left is a gif of tom with a red background and in big letters "WARP 0". on the right is a gif of the heavily mutated tom (not quite lizard yet but past the tongue ripping point in the episode) with a green background and in big letters "WARP 10". a yellow arrow goes from the "warp 0" on the left to the "warp 10" on the right.

how to be "that girl" in ✨10✨ easy steps

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duracel-battery
2 years ago

taking personality tests is really just me exasperatedly telling my computer about how neurodivergent i am

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adhd neurodivergent so here i am personality test rejection sensitive dysphoria do you feel things deeply? yes bestie i have adhd do you avoid things that will cause you pain? yes i have adhd ennegram personality test i just wanted to find out what eeveeloution i was and they wanted the results from another personality quiz
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duracel-battery
5 months ago

just trust me and unmute <3

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