I've Had This Account In The Back Of My Phone For Years So I'm Interested In Seeing How Tumbler's Etiquette

Good to know that I've reached my target audience

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

Maybe not quite as unsettling/unknown a fact, but everyone gets ship of Theseus'd every (roughly) seven-to-ten years.

hello tiny friends i keep in my pocket. tell me something I will find humorous but vaguely annoying

So, I might be stupid

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you

Every time I go to do a silly little shitpost I stop and go hmm. Will this expose my inner psyche? Then I simply do not hit post(tm).

Me, staring at TikTok, who is under an interrogation light: "What have you done..?"

*Glances back at Tumblr live* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

I had a horrifying realization the other day...

Everyone, meet Hatsune TemMiku, the underground's less-known star.

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you

Apparently I forgot to verify my email. I am now afraid.

The "Did you know? Rome Colosseum carved into teeth" factoid is funny and currently living in my head rent free

I have 250+ bones and they are all unhappy with me