I Wish I Was Straight Cis Neurotypical Friendly And Attractive But I Was Made To Be A Tumblr Blogger

last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

why did you make Jax so babygirl

Because I have tumblrbasicbitch tastes when it comes to cartoon men.

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

alex hirsch was hired by big english teacher to make people give a shit about the great gatsby

Weird small town media, my beloved

hey dudes! im egg, any pronouns. i draw sometimes

current hyperfixations are Percy Jackson, any musical (like good God theres so many), any/all Alice Oseman books, and, like, three webtoons lol (The D!ckheads, Heartstopper, and School Bus Graveyard) if you also like any of these, welcome to my extremely small corner of the internet!!!

shes now colorized

ayo doogie hype me up quirked up white boy is he goated with the sauce?

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.