Mod: Is This A New Fowl Villain I See On The Horizon? That Would Be Hilarious And I’d Love To See It.

Yeah, I changed the date sry. I think I’m going to just upload 1 a week depending on when I feel like it. Sorry, I know consistency is comfortable, but I just suck with deadlines so apologies. 

This is so good! 

We had the ‘’Holly in a strawberry dress supremacy’’, now we have ‘’Holly in a cottagecore dress supremacy’’.

Thank you so much @hollypixie for the idea !:D

So I’m writing this crossover fic and... I swear to god reading the books the first time around wasn’t so tiresome! I honestly like Harry Potter (The books, not author) and it comes as a huge shocker to me that it’s taking so long to get through? Like what happened?

iphone users can eat shit my android is about to teach me how to use beam attacks

Fine now... Did you tell him of your horny crimes though 🤔🧐

*Takes Wrench shopping and accidentally toggles all his clothes off so suddenly he’s just standing in the middle of the sidewalk in his black undies*

Me, who was not expecting that:

hey, generally speaking i am pro-pirating but there is post going around with a free version of Maus by Art Spiegelman on a google doc and i am genuinely asking you all to not reblog it. Art Spiegelman is still alive. he still makes money off of Maus. and what is being monetized is his generational trauma as the son of a holocaust survivor. please either buy Maus or get it from the library (libraries also benefit the author and when more people request or check out a book it communicates to the library that they need more copies). pirating Maus is very different than pirating a marvel movie or reading a google doc of a book no longer in print. please use critical thinking.

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WHAT??

*gets a High Wind Alert on mah phone

It gon get fakin whimdy

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I am aware that this isn’t probably what you’d thought you be getting when you came to my profile, but here is an Artemis Fowl fanfic crossover I’m writing. So go check that out.

P.S. Sorry for grammar and spelling didn’t really edit it. 

reblog to give fic writers a gentle kiss on the forehead