Thank You, My Friend For Giving Me This Opportunity. 

Thank You, My Friend For Giving Me This Opportunity. 

Thank you, my friend for giving me this opportunity. 

Alright an Artemis Fowl AU. I’ve never done one of these before, but here you go.

Artemis becomes an internet meme. Except the moment that blows up is one of the rare moments where he’s completely clueless and it haunts him for the rest life. Like whenever he’s out in public people always recognize him as the, “HuHh?” guy. Or something.

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3 years ago

To any suicidal followers I may have: This is a sign to not kill yourself. You are loved and the world is special because you are in it. Keep holding on.

Reblog this when it’s on your dash. You will save someone’s life.

4 years ago
Analysis: White supremacy and hate are haunting Asian Americans
In one sense, it's immaterial whether the accused killer in the Atlanta spa shootings admits to a racist motivation. Asian Americans, already traumatized by a rising tide of hate, violence and rhetoric, have been living in fear for months.
3 years ago
Why they’re not saying Ma’Khia Bryant’s name
The 16-year-old Black girl could never be the "perfect victim."

After watching 15 seconds of police body camera footage last week, viewers of various races and political affiliations had made a decision: 16-year-old Ma’Khia Bryant was “the aggressor” — the “fat,” “huge,” “knife-wielding attacker” and “maniac” who deserved to be fatally shot by the police on April 20 in Columbus, Ohio.

According to these viewers, Nicholas Reardon, the police officer who immediately shot and killed Bryant, who was holding a knife, was justified. That she was a teenager in the middle of an altercation, in which she was presumed to be defending herself, did not matter.

Treva Lindsey, a professor of African American women’s history at Ohio State University, told Vox that there are those who won’t see Bryant as a victim but as someone who brought this on herself. And even for those who do see her as a victim, they’ll still victim-blame, erasing the systemic oppression — including that Black children are far more likely to be in foster care than their white counterparts, and kids in foster care are often exposed to high levels of violence — that brought her to being killed at the hands of the police.

“People will say ‘I’m really sad this whole scenario happened, but had she not had that knife …’ That becomes the ‘but,’ the qualifier, the caveat. And too often we have a caveat when it comes to defending, protecting, and caring for Black girls,” Lindsey said.

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4 years ago

THAT’S SOMETHING YOU CAN DO??

I summon people with pictures of Five like how others psspsspss a cat or bring people from unconsciousness with waking salts. Lol


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4 years ago

I am also down! Let me join you please!

@tuashenanigans

Are....are we simping @five-mutha-fuckin-hargreeves ???

If so, does that mean we start writing fanfic!?

Maybe we should collaborate 🤣🤣🤣

1 year ago
Happy Gay Month To My Favourite Fag And To Him Only, Everyone Else I Hope Your Breakfast Catches On Fire

Happy gay month to my favourite fag and to him only, everyone else I hope your breakfast catches on fire


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4 years ago
Stop Asian Hate: What You Can Do To Make a Difference
We must unite to stop Asian American and Pacific Islander (AAPI) hate. Donate to and share fundraisers actively uplifting AAPI communities.
4 years ago

😁Hello good pal :] 

Ya know what? Ima do dis cuz I'm bored. Is read if you want to get to know me? 😃

I are is an adult.

Twas born in April.

Twas born somewhere in the 90s, raised on the music of the 50s-80s, and in my head I already live in a far far far away future where sexism, queer phobia, and racism are viewed as stupid and immature and non existent, and queer folk can marry with no issues and are also finally able to adopt children with no problem at all without having to jump through hundreds of hoops to be able to do so. Yet, physically, I am here, living in the world with how it currently is. Ain't that frustrating?...

I enjoy reading, writing, listening to music, watching spooky/scary movies, and playing videogames.

My favorite book is Interview with the Vampire. When I read that book, time stops existing. I also enjoy Inkheart and The very picture of you.

I read too many books at the same time... HELP!

My absolute favorite games are Resident Evil 2, Resident Evil 2 remake, Resident Evil 4, Yoshi's Island, Splatoon, and Chibi Robo.

My favorite movies are The Boy and Resident Evil Damnation.

I have to 100% be that bitch and say that my favorite show is TUA and I wish I gave it a chance when it first came out. Both the plot and characters are so captivating that I literally just watch it just because sometimes.

Characters close to my heart?

Five💕💕💕(TUA show and Comics),

Klaus(TUA show and Comics),

Sora(KH),

Leon S. Kennedy(RE),

Dante/Vergil/V/&Nero(DMC),

Deadpool,

Kurt Wagner(X-men),

Ruvik(TEW),

Sean and Daniel Diaz(Lis2),

Jimmy Kudo 😭😭😭

Do I like watching MLPFIM? Yes. It's actually a pretty good show and I like how is has really good values and lessons in it. Do I have a fave pony? Yes. It's Braeburn. No one knows who tf he is. 😭

🍎"WECLOME TO APPLELOOSA!!!"🍎

I also like Granny Smith. She cracks me up.

Tbh, I'm just a goofy goober with a crude sense of humor, a huge heart, and I have the friendly energy of a hyper golden retriever. You can also talk to me about anything. :) I don't mind and I don't judge.

Fav anime? Honestly, I've seen a lot but I don't really have one that I just absolutely love. Hmm... Growing up I really loved Cyborg 009 when it was on Toonami? *Blinks* I vibe more with characters than the shows themselves to be honest.

Fav TV show? New Girl. Jess? She is 100% my ass. You have no idea. 🤣

Fav colors? Pink, green, and Blue? I like all colors really, but those stand out to me the most.

I think that me? 😃 So, hi!

If we vibe, I automatically consider you a pal.


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4 years ago

Comic Five can relate!

*puts funko five in his bed drawer

*accidentally closes drawer without thinking

*suddenly remembers five is in his drawer sometime later

OH NO HE CANT BREEVE!!!

*YANKS DRAWER OPEN

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.

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