When your siblings are being stupid^^^
Alright an Artemis Fowl AU. I’ve never done one of these before, but here you go.
Artemis becomes an internet meme. Except the moment that blows up is one of the rare moments where he’s completely clueless and it haunts him for the rest life. Like whenever he’s out in public people always recognize him as the, “HuHh?” guy. Or something.
Alex: Why don’t you want a milkshake? They’re great!
Artemis: Because it brings all the boys to the yard.
Alex: Artemis...
Artemis: I don’t want all the boys to come to the yard, Alex!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! @tuashenanigans OUR METHODS AREN’T WORKING! THE HORNY KEEPS GETTING WORSE!
*Takes Wrench shopping and accidentally toggles all his clothes off so suddenly he's just standing in the middle of the sidewalk in his black undies*
Me, who was not expecting that:
👏🏻 support 👏🏻 creators 👏🏻 or 👏🏻 they’ll 👏🏻 lose 👏🏻 motivation 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 create 👏🏻 things 👏🏻
My pronouns are she/her and this blog is for whatever I feel like :) Currently Trials of Apollo lives rent free in my head.
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