That One Mutual You Had Like Three Convos With Forever Ago, Whom You Consider A Dear Friend And Whom

Thank you so much for the tag!

I’m really sorry, can’t figure out where y’all got the nice color palettes or how to make them. The one above is for my first name.

and this is for my surname.

I know this is very different from most of the stuff on my blog, but @andro-inherdreamworld @msredrum666 @wanderingbluespirit and anyone who’d enjoy this!

saw this on instagram and thought it was fun!! so let’s do a chain thingy, shall we?

what’s the colour palette of your name?

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Have we considered for modern aus Obi-Wan is just high charisma and British and isn't actually the Professor TM archetype. Now don't get me wrong, I Iove University Professor AUs. Never stop making professor Obi-Wan aus, but consider alternative professor Obi-Wan career path.

He's got street smarts, and he's witty, and yes he's smart. He picks up things. He speaks several languages, and can fix a hyperdrive jet engine(?). However, he would be so restless in an academic career.

Modern AU he is a man doing parkour well into his thirties and forties despite his knees. He knows how to fly a plane because an old friend taught him, but he doesn't have a pilot's licence. He has been in drag races but also hates driving because he doesn't feel safe on highways. He didn't graduate highschool because he and Qui-Gon were 'backpacking' (Qui-Gon's words) around the world during his teens but he got his GED eventually it's fine. He dropped out of university but says he went to X University when asked so people just assume he graduated. He was definitely in at least two bands during his early twenties.

When he takes in Anakin he becomes a university professor because it seems like a stable gig. He has no credentials and gets his position through charm, half-truths, and extremely good references. No one bothers to ask to see his degree. Anakin is an illegal immigrant. Obi-Wan probably didn't even have any sort of official custody. He has broken so many laws. He volunteers at temple and is well liked in his community.

He does get Anakin's legal status straightened out eventually (somehow without being arrested), but Anakin doesn't go to actual school until grade nine.

Obi-Wan teaches law. It's always good to know the law when you break it so much.

The Batkids doing something considered rebellious and Bruce is unimpressed because "been there, done that" headcanon :

Damian runs away and sleeps under a bridge at some point -> Bruce did it at nine years old.

Tim gets piercings (bonus : Kon pierced him) -> Bruce had his nipples pierced by Minkhoa back in the days.

Jason gets home smelling of weed -> Bruce didn't only taste foreign food around the world when he was training...

Steph gets a mohawk -> Bruce had a bright pink mohawk at some point to piss Alfred off.

Dick anonymously starts an OF -> Bruce may or may not have leaked his own sextapes (yes, multiple) for "legitimate Batman-related" reasons.

Cass accidentally joins a cult -> Bruce and Minkhoa competitively founded a cult, to see who would get to be the ultimate guru.

Duke finds himself in custody for whatever silly reason really -> Bruce went to prison (more than once) (in different countries) (for terrible motives) (he's still blacklisted in some of those countries)

if the next red hood run doesn't involve jason and roy having full sex i'm burning down dc headquarters idc

anakin starts hallucinating from sleep deprivation and kills palpatine. palpatine has never needed sleep bc its for the weak (jedi) and so underestimated the effect of 90 straight hours of consciousness to a sentient who uses murder to deal with his problems.

i’m CRYING. he unintentionally kills palpatine and then mace windu is giving him a gruff but genuine jedi congratulations, and then anakin’s like he’s dead? i killed him? and mace nods, and then anakin just drops to the ground, wailing incoherently. mace windu certainly did not expect to be in a position to awkwardly pat anakin’s shoulder while anakin screams about how everything is very, very, very bad, actually, and death must be inevitable but if death is inevitable and love is inevitable then everyone should die because this suffering cannot stand, death is the only freedom there is, you can only be free in death, but also no one should ever die and he needs the power to stop death itself, but also death is the only mercy, you know, the deeply unhinged things anyone would scream after unintentionally killing their evil father figure they needed to save their secret wife and kneeling in front of his mangled corpse.

he also did not expect to be in a position where the local human bottomless desire for affection just takes matters into his own hands and yanks mace into a hug and continues to scream only the most hinged of things, this time next to mace’s ear. and then mace is like okay that’s enough of this, you’re VERY loud and have MANY problems i understand, let’s get up, you can stop panicking now, i think you technically just balanced the force so i have no idea why you’re like this - and they stand, and afterward anakin immediately crashes back on the ground essentially thrown into a coma by his sleep debt, and that’s the first time mace has ever called a med evac for a guy who a) won the duel and b) won the duel without a scratch on him.

“Hell no, I could kill you where you stand. I’m no pet, I’m a married man.”

THIS. THIS IS WHY EPIC IS GOING PLACES. THIS WHY ODYSSEUS IS THE SINGLE MOST AMAZING PROTAGONIST EVER. THIS ONE LINE. DO YOU KNOW WHY???

Alexander Hamilton, protagonist of the hit musical of the 2010’s: How could I say no to her? My wife will never know. No one has to know.

Also Alexander: This is the only way to protect my legacy. The Reynold’s Pamphlet.

Odysseus: Hell no, I could kill you where you stand. I’m no pet, I’m a married man.

Also Odysseus: You plotted to kill my son. You planned to rape my wife. All of you are going to die.

i am pretty much chronically sleep deprived. (college+insomnia+poor life choices.) today i dropped at around ten in the morning from sheer exhaustion. woke up around eleven in the evening, and i have so. much. energy.

it's like a sugar high, a caffeine high, and maybe a bit of an adrenaline rush all mixed together. and it's still going.

i have showered, washed my sheets, cleaned up my side of the room, have another load of laundry going, i'm considering starting a paper that's not due for a month, i cannot stop smiling!?!?! i am in the kind of cheerful, happy-go-lucky mood that i can't remember experiencing before high school. i am alone (unless you count my sleeping roommate) and perfectly content to work in the dim light from my desk lamp, i'm in comfy clothes but not sleepy, i'm not cold or maudlin or homesick or anxious

IS THIS HOW NORMAL PEOPLE FEEL ALL THE TIME?!?!?!?!?!?!?

tldr, I AM ON A SLEEP HIGH

Please. Please work.

Update: IT WORKED!!! Got an amazing score on my standardized test, as in 99th percentile amazing, thank you bagel. Thank you

Second update: and got into one of the colleges I’m applying to 48 hours after applying??? Thank you bagel!!!

Dear EPIC Community

please reblog once with the next line, and let's see if we can get through the whole musical)

*ahem*

"Alright, my brothers listen closely