Latest Posts by ellexem - Page 5

I realize now that I should’ve said that I’ve been gone cause I’m on a cruise

Happy birthday Reggie :)

HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE WITHOUT TUMBLR FOR 7 DAYS (I’ll be gone for seven days so don’t message me unless I message you)

Hey so I just had the best interaction of my entire life in ROBLOX. For gods sake’s Roblox. I guess this is proof it isn’t pure brain rot.

Anyways so what happened was, I was in a random roleplay game and it was a high school so obviously there’s prom. And I was just making friends less role playing. And I was talking to this girl saying “haha you have a date for the prom?” And she was like “haha no I don’t think anyone is gonna ask me” and I was like “I would ask you but I kinda assume everyone is straight until proven otherwise for my own safety. ” and we just were laughing and then we changed our avatars and and we were hyping each other up saying our fits were slaying and whatever and then we started Roblox emoting💕 lmao and THEN, this girl came up to me and was like “hey” and I said “what’s up” and she said “###############” and I said “ill wait lol :) its hashtags” AND THEN SHE SAID “do you want to go to the prom with me” MIND YOU IT WAS VISIBLE THAT MY PRONOUNS WERE SHE/HER FOR THE RP AND THIS GIRL IDK JUST ASKED ME AND I WENT “WHAT ME? YOU WANT TO DANCE WITH ME? HUH? YES OMG” and then we were dancing and after the prom king and queen were announced I went “you would’ve made a good prom king or queen” AND SHE WENT (this was the FIRST time we’ve ever talked btw) “I voted you for prom queen” AND I AKSJSJSNSNNSJWJSJSN MY DAY HAS BEEN MADE THIS WAS SO ADORABLE-

GUYS JONAAY (a streamer) READ MY CHAT MESSAGE (it’s not that important but it made me feel special)

goodnight everyone can you look after this cat for me!

My uterus hates me and I want to die.

I CANT BELIEVE JESUS CALED ME A DICK

Grandparents came to visit! Can’t wait for them to complain about where we live and comment on my weight 🤪💅

Haha fml

Even my dreams are against me.

LAUREN’S NEW BABY MADISON IS SO CUTE AND LOOK AT MELODY LOOKING AT HER 😭😭😭(laurenzside, she’s wonderful, she’s my entire childhood)

DURING PRIDE MONTH?!?!?!

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

Genuinely, to all those purposefully spamming their pornographic content in the asexual tags (without warning/content labels)....

Go fuck yourself?...I usually hate being one of those people who post things like this. But just...fuck you? What is your problem

snoopy has something to say

ngl this is the funniest procedural thing ive made in a while i saw https://genders.wtf/gauntlet/ and realized that the only way it could be better is if it went forever

kinda curious to see what ppl get

Ringtone reveal 🦈🎀🤭

THE POOR GUYS HEAD IS SPINNING

I forgot how much I love drawing them <3

(I love drawing with crayons)

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

Have you already put him in Pokemon? if not, you should!

dragon type won so:

his pokemon are:

Dragapult (Dragon / Ghost)

Goodra (Dragon)

Sableye (Dark / Ghost)

Mimikyu (Ghost / Fairy)

(and a shiny alcremie with star sweets from his boyfriend, steve. she’s level 99 but doesn’t fight in the gym)

Happy Father’s Day to the dilfs <3 (I’m asexual lol)

SEEING RTC TODAY WOOOOO

Parents talking shit about me in the other room 🎀

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Reblog this if you think it’s okay to support multiple different ships for the same character in a fandom.

Just in case anyone wanted to know,

this is where I’m posting from 🤭🎀🦈🌈☀️🐝

do u guys collect stuff (irl)? tell me what u collect